Spud

It's supposed to be a coffee shop that has scantily clad women, but you can see in the reflection of the guy's car, the woman is fully clothed. He's trying to beat his dick to a lady in a full-on jeans and a t-shirt, and then she catches him on video and he drives to another parking lot and blows his head off.

It's supposed to be a coffee shop that has scantily clad women, but you can see in the reflection of the guy's car, the woman is fully clothed. He's trying to beat his dick to a lady in a full-on jeans and a t-shirt, and then she catches him on video and he drives to another parking lot and blows his head off.

He's trying to get a quick beat in while he gets a hot coffee.

He's trying to get a quick beat in while he gets a hot coffee.

Yeah, if I don't have to get out of my car, then I don't have to stop masturbating. That's the rule at a coffee shop.

Yeah, if I don't have to get out of my car, then I don't have to stop masturbating. That's the rule at a coffee shop.

Well, they're like also a scumbag realtor company, aren't they?

Well, they're like also a scumbag realtor company, aren't they?

Yeah, if you're coming off of spine surgery, do you need to go to this two-year-old's birthday party? That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, if you're coming off of spine surgery, do you need to go to this two-year-old's birthday party? That's what I'm saying.

I'm sorry. You're saying you haven't orgasmed? No, no, no. Jerked it.

I'm sorry. You're saying you haven't orgasmed? No, no, no. Jerked it.

It is. It can be rough. There can be months of like, oh, wow, I guess I just have been beating off and forgetting that I live with a lady for a few weeks here.

It is. It can be rough. There can be months of like, oh, wow, I guess I just have been beating off and forgetting that I live with a lady for a few weeks here.

That's terrible. Shot by rival porn stars.

That's terrible. Shot by rival porn stars.

Just know you let this happen. You stood by idly.

Just know you let this happen. You stood by idly.

When Eminem says it, it is over. He never will. We won. We finally won rap.

When Eminem says it, it is over. He never will. We won. We finally won rap.