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Also, the orderlies that she wasn't fucking.

Also, the orderlies that she wasn't fucking.

I wouldn't wear pants either if I was you.

I wouldn't wear pants either if I was you.

You told the rock you were going to tie his hands behind his back. That is not a nice thing to say to Dwayne Johnson.

You told the rock you were going to tie his hands behind his back. That is not a nice thing to say to Dwayne Johnson.

I was confused. The Rock just made the fucking coolest movie. God, rewind that. Cut that out. San Andreas, that's what I was trying to think.

I was confused. The Rock just made the fucking coolest movie. God, rewind that. Cut that out. San Andreas, that's what I was trying to think.

Yeah, Red One is actually pretty good. Oh, it's his Marvel movie, yeah. For real? It was $250 million to make. And do you know how much The Rock got paid for that?

Yeah, Red One is actually pretty good. Oh, it's his Marvel movie, yeah. For real? It was $250 million to make. And do you know how much The Rock got paid for that?

It was like The Rock is a secret service for Santa Claus. Okay. So if people are trying to attack Santa Claus, I thought it was a Marvel movie.

It was like The Rock is a secret service for Santa Claus. Okay. So if people are trying to attack Santa Claus, I thought it was a Marvel movie.

Isn't he a Marvel dude too? Yeah, he's Black Adam. Yes, that one flopped.

Isn't he a Marvel dude too? Yeah, he's Black Adam. Yes, that one flopped.

I mean, he's not even excited about saying the power, so it must not be great.

I mean, he's not even excited about saying the power, so it must not be great.

He has super strength, super speed.

He has super strength, super speed.

Oh, so he was willing to cut a baby in half to find out who the right mother was. So wise.

Oh, so he was willing to cut a baby in half to find out who the right mother was. So wise.