Stacey Dash

and we sat at the table, and they had a Muslim stand-up comedian.

And I remember it was like...

The jokes were like, inshallah, it means it ain't going to happen, which really means like may Allah will it.

That was sort of the joke.

Then they showed a package of like, you know, Muslim terrorists in movies and they laughed at it like it was absurd.

Take my wives, please.

Yeah, that was an interesting night.

The Muslim Public Policy Awards, downtown L.A., 2001.

And then actually at 9-11 happened and then.

I was writing the Tribute to Heroes, and I remember weirdly writing Yousef and a few other of the heads of the organization saying, I need quotes from the Koran speaking to tolerance.

And you would be hard-pressed to find some great ones in the –

I've got to say, that's not really what they specialize in.

But I treasure my muzzy, as I call it.

I'm a fan.

He's a NASCAR driver.

Dick Butkus, he should change.

Neil Diamond's real name is Neil Diamond, but he wanted to change it to Noah Kaminsky.

That's true.

Really?

That's what he thought.