Stat Guy
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323 appearances
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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It's like the plane's going to crash, and so you just confess your love to the person that you're next to?
But in this analogy, life does go on.
But what a smart marketing move by TikTok to have everybody celebrate the death of your app, talk about how great it is, start crying because they can't use your app anymore. Boom, we're back.
Yeah. Yeah. So we're back.
What about all the influencers that signed up for for was it Red Scare? Red Note. Red Note. Yeah. The Chinese government owned app that's like glorified. I think in the terms of service, it said to promote the values of socialism.
I thought the Supreme Court, was it like 9-0? It was unanimous, and it upheld the ban.
Yeah, we're back.
Well, the thing about it, I read something, and I think it was from- It's the devil you know versus the devil you don't. Yeah, from the court briefing on what they were saying about TikTok. I think-
That with TikTok, if you have TikTok, and let's say your mom doesn't have TikTok, by you being on TikTok and allowing access to your contacts, the Chinese government now has access to everything about your mom, who's not even on the app.
My Who's Back of the Week, well, I have an update on the Falconer for Lazio. Oh. So he disputes the claim. To refresh your memory, he's the Falconer for the soccer team Lazio that got kicked off the team.
Because he got a penis enhancement surgery, and then he barricaded himself inside the team facility to protest his firing. He is claiming that he never barricaded himself inside the team facility, rather that he had a medical condition after the surgery, where if he stood up, he would have started bleeding from his penis. Oh. And he said, I have a medical certificate.
If I get up, I will lose blood from my penis. So he's got a note from the doctor saying the only reason he barricaded himself was because he was not allowed to stand up and move around. Got it. So we'll see. As of now, still fired. I don't think the Falconer was ever in any immediate danger, but we do advocate for his reinstatement as Falconer, official team Falconer ASAP.
My other Who's Back of the Week is Woolly Mammoths. They're back. There's a company called Colossal Biosciences. And they just raised $200 million. Their company's valued at $10.2 billion to bring back and clone woolly mammoths. Whoa. And I'd say it's high time that this happened. That's pretty awesome.
I've been waiting for a billionaire to actually do Jurassic Park ever since that movie came out. We have the technology. What bad could happen from reinventing all these old extinct animals? Yeah. So woolly mammoths might be back soon, which I would fucking love to see woolly mammoths walking around out there.
We got Coyotes. Let's do it. Why not Wooly Mammoths? Yeah, let's fucking do it. I'm all in. Wooly Mammoths.
Yeah, he wanted to be a Dodger because he grew up loving Jackie Robinson. Oh. That's what he said.
Oh, yeah. She's back. She's doing interviews again. I debated her one time. Yeah, you did? Yeah, yeah.
I didn't debate her about anything political. I debated her on whether or not she pooped her pants. Ah. I took the position of yes, she did. And she said no. Yeah, I won the debate.
What a week we got coming up. Max, let's just agree that this week a lot of stuff is going to be said. There's no but after that.
It's not going to go your way. Yeah, you're calling for daddy. You want daddy to fly... You're trying to fly out Roan. Facts. You need Roan. Facts. You need him. For the record, I do not want Roan to fly out. Not because I don't like hanging out with Roan and being with him. Roan scares me. You need Roan. Roan and Big Dom scare me. You need Roan. Bad.
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