Stat Guy
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323 appearances
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1 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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Shane's going to be here for like 50 years. Nothing's ever going to be bad again.
I love soup. I'm eating soup almost every day. You know who else eats soup? We got players like Jason Kelsey, Montez Sweat, Frank Ragnow, Chop Robinson, Will Anderson Jr., Trent Williams, all noted soup guys. Sam Hubbard, friend of the program, also noted Campbell's Chunky Soup guy. But even guys like Sam Hubbard can't compare to the go-to spicy chicken and sausage gumbo.
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It had to be said. It had to be said. It had to be said. And to be fair, he's beaten a bunch of losers.
That's on me.
I love it. I love it when playoff games are half not in the snow and then the second half in the snow.
All of a sudden, the wind takes it and it goes to the left. I think it's a fair point to say I can't simulate practicing in the snow. Of course. But this is also what makes— Get home field advantage. Yeah, number one, win more games. Number two— I don't really give a shit because I love watching snow football on TV. It's one of the weird things, like the NFL is a weird sport.
You have to be able to respond to different things that you don't expect happening, and you have to be able to deal with shit. And just as a fan watching on TV, do not take away my snow games. I love watching snow football because you think back to when you were a kid and you're like, oh, I would be so good out in the snow. I was unstoppable in my backyard when it snowed outside.
I don't give a shit that Kurt Warner thinks it's unfair. I think it's the best thing.
Matt Stafford looked like he didn't want to be out there for the entire third quarter.
Yeah. Ass. I'm fine with the players thinking that it's ass.
Yeah, they got dudes up front that will just wreck your shit constantly. The defensive line scares me on the Eagles very much. And then when they're not getting cute, when they decide, okay, we're just going to hand the ball to Saquon because he's the best, and we're going to let our offensive line do what our offensive line does the best, then they're almost impossible to stop.
I don't know how you slow them down. Yeah. Have you let go of Jalen Carter, too?
You could probably also make a criticism for every other team that picked that did not take Jalen Carter. Yeah, there was eight picks before him. CJ Stroud, or who else got drafted before him?
So let's see here. got the draft order but yeah i mean that's also like the bears history is like oh that that guy could have been okay bryce young cj stroud will anderson great players anthony richardson cardinals could have used them witherspoon yeah paris johnson yeah tyree wilson yeah that's probably the one that's really if you're a raiders fan that should have been jalen carter
Yeah, and people shit on that pick.
It's also... I think it's fair to say that the better your team is, the more you should spend on running back. Yeah, of course. As the final piece to make you a great team. It's like a tight pair of jeans. If you're in really good shape, then yes, spend a lot of money on tight, fashionable jeans. If you're fat, buy JNCOs.
Like Derrick Henry. Yeah, right. If the Cowboys had signed Derrick Henry, who gives a shit? Right. But yeah, on a great team.
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