Stavros Halkias
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823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I was like, oh man, I really worked up an appetite. Yeah.
Truly. There was a, you could start that way. Yeah. Yeah. And eventually you figured out you were like wasting some kind of credit or something. But bro. Just in the beginning to do the damage, I got so insanely fat. When you take the governor of poverty off of what a fat 19-year-old can do to himself, it's ugly. Wait, so Straight George, I had a question about it.
You were a shirt-in-the-pool guy in this presidential term. Don't act like you're brand new right now. No, he's a gentleman. I think he just pointed his eating disorder in the right direction. He hasn't cured himself. He's just now about protein and stuff like that. He still is a little trapped mentally. You can't ever truly escape being a fat kid in your head. You can do really well.
I feel like I've burst through it pretty good, but it's always there on some level.
You're getting hot on us. I appreciate it. That's how you got to set the bar so low that weighing 290 and being 5'7", people are like, Jesus Christ. What are you fucking? You get surgery? You do look good, though.
I'm never going Al Sharpton, Pez Dispenser head mode. You know what I mean? When that weird shit happens, I'm never going that way. I have always said big arms, little titties is the goal. That's not no titties. That's little tits. Gentleman's titties. You know what I mean? And get some big buys, big tries. That's all I want is bouncer physique. Tony Soprano.
Dude, season one Tony Soprano is the hottest man that's ever lived, dude. And that's all I want. The girls who wanted to fuck him, that's who I want to fuck me. That's how I live my life. I'll never. Being skinny is also not. What am I going to be? A balding 42-year-old skinny guy?
That's despicable. Right. Now is the time to be fat as shit. Yeah. I'm going to peak in my 40s. That's it.
I do think there is a – I don't know about the trends overall, but in my age, as a single man in his mid-30s, now is the time where people are getting fat, they are getting bald, and they don't know how to deal with it. Right. They are scared. You've been there.
I'm Bane and they're fucking Batman. You know what I mean? Like I'm breaking their back. Don't worry about the end of that movie. Just the middle part. Three quarters part of it.
A true loss of innocence for little big cat. That's the Joker.
Like, oh, no. And somebody taught him that. Somebody's perpetuating fat phobia right there. Yeah. They were juicy, too. They were nice. So nice. I'm not built like that. I'm not a fat guy with tits. Honestly, I'm a fat guy with a big ass belly. I keep it pretty. That's really what it's the huge spare tire. Never have I had big ass titties. I grew up with people.
I went to high school with people that had the kind of tits that like he would fuck with people and like take videos of his tits like soapy. Yeah.
in gym class and he was like this like light-skinned guy they just looked like awesome like puerto rican girls titties and then you zoom out and it's i won't say his name but it was like this arab kid with fat tits it was so fucking well a great joke to do in high school he literally made p like he he he would like make you horny and then be like you're fucking gay
There is Newman, who's even fatter. Yeah, and also the shortness, I think, is also... Shortness, bald, loser. You know what I mean? They kind of like... He does like, I'm a loser combo. He hits the multiplier. But yes, he is still fat. He's not considered not fat. And he just was like a regular guy. That episode where he like...
takes his shirt off and it's like Kramer's taking the pictures of him and he's like it's so funny that this guy would have his shirt off it's like I would true like if I got that size I would be worried yeah like that like to me that's not a fat guy right but he also has that he's kind of has a fatter face than he has body yeah if you go back and watch anything from the 90s like everybody just went bald and they'd have that like
I'm actually a little upset that I have... Obviously, I'm not a man who hides his... But I do kind of want to go straight horseshoe someday. So hopefully I keep losing my hair.
That's pretty fun, but I think you got to just take what the Lord gives you, man.
See, you know we disagree, though.
philosophically I'm trying to get the bald ponytail I'm really trying to I was in something and they made me cut my hair and I was so pissed because I was like fuck dude I don't want to have short hair but I'm growing it back I want to be a bald pony guy you also should I've always dreamed of like if I ever got like fully bald especially the horseshoe I would just rock a horrendous toupee and just dare people to say shit
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