Stavros Halkias
speaker
823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Dude, absolutely. There's phases I've planned out for baldness where it's like, bald pony, I got to achieve, right? And the clock's ticking because you want to have weird fucked up front hair, too. And PFT, who are you kidding? You would look sick as a bald pony.
Neither can I. I got a fucked up, you know.
Ooh.
i don't know it is i love the look i know what you mean like it could have been an opportunity for you to kind of go drastic yeah something else but i just think you're you're committed to this bald bald long hair bald like gambling prognosticator yeah bald pony you know what i mean the way you dress like come on dude it's all this could have been the next the next phase of pft you get into like you know plaid suits and like really looking like a fucking down and out gambling horse track yeah yeah
He's got a story. That energy. Yes, he's got a story. That energy. Everyone, all eyes on you, brother. And it's like, are you man enough to handle that?
Either it's the worst shit's ever happened to him or he doesn't even realize it.
he's so like he thinks he's fucking so sexy right like what i want to be out of you danny devito and twins you re-watch that movie dude he's so awesome he's like four foot tall bald pony slaying hole my man is just getting pussy left and right and the whole thing is like he's a pussy hound that mistreats women and arnold schwarzenegger is like his perfect brother that respects women it's a great movie but anyway that's who i want to be one day
To pay. I would love to do at some point. But balding blonde skullet at some point. You know what I mean? Like really get the like trash going. I have a lot of designs for my horrible hair.
You know what? I won't hate on it. Yeah, put me under there.
You did it. Why not? I'll give Frank the credit. Another success story. Yeah, yeah. I do like that. But I think we got to that idea when you're just in so fucking fat and your body is useless. What happened to me is I kept trying to work out and I would every time just get hurt. And I was like, all right, man, let me just walk so fucking far. I'm too fat to even do, like, you know, tricep pull.
Like, I would just blow something out in my elbow, and I would try and, you know, you try and, like, lift everything. You're like, if I max out on bench, maybe I will wake up not fat tomorrow.
Like, once you're in the gym.
Just keep throwing out my back. Just fucking walking hunched over shit. And so, yeah, I just... And I'm on the road, too, and sometimes it's hard to find a gym or do some research. Bro, I just wake up, walk long as fuck to start my day, and that's pretty good. It's also, like, an awesome way to see a city. Absolutely, exactly.
To just be like, I'm just going to walk in a direction and then come back. That's exactly what I do. It's like, I might... Yeah, just go... We've been going to, like... I'll go to a thrift store or an antique store and try and find interesting DVDs. You know what I mean? We're still looking for Goldmember. We got the other two Austin Powers. We're crushing that on the bus.
We just got Doubleplay, Dennis Rodman, and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What the fuck, dude? The youth is going to hate this episode. This is about losing your hair and going for nice low-impact cardio to find outdated forms of media.
Yeah, I only watched Star Wars with that. And I was like, this is... And I also thought because it was space that it was connected, that it was futuristic. And then I never saw him again. In my head, it was like, oh, that's how Star Wars... They just made him smaller.
Slap in the bag with some whole milk, bro.
You could chuck one of those so far, too. You're actually the best. They gave you a water balloon full of milk.
Wait, so what's the best city you've been to? Oh, dude, I don't know. I mean, I had a great time in Madison, your alma mater, obviously. Dude, I love Minneapolis. Minneapolis is a very good city. And I caught it with some great weather. They have incredible food. We got insane sushi. This place, Billy Sushi, is incredible. There's lakes right there. The lake's great.
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