Stavros Halkias
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823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Mississippi River's there, which actually fucked with me.
because i'm like that's too far north little buddy yeah get the fuck down why are you up here but it's i love a nice i truly am a fucking old man dude i love a nice on the water walk yeah like it just soothes my brain and i'm just fucking strolling but yeah i loved it the food was great i got a hotel with a sauna and like an outdoor heated pool oh hell yes you just fucking roasting i mean truly old european man activities but i loved it yeah the dreamboat tour
Dreamboat tour, yep. The show in Minneapolis was great too. So you're not taking any flights? Bro, I'm doing like 50 cities. I've been on a plane four times. I'll be on a plane four times total. So what was the longest drive you've done? We did like from Vancouver to like fucking...
somewhere in Southern California I don't remember Fresno or some shit which sucked dick by the way one of the worst places of all time I got sick I was Fresno sucks so much dick dude I was working out at the I go to the gym and there's a guy just clipping his toenails just outside just like on a bench bro it was There's people going to squash courts.
And the guy's just staring you dead in the eye, not embarrassed whatsoever. And it seemed like guys who were not quite homeless, but not homeless. You know what I mean? These are guys that kind of get access to a house maybe 12 days out of the month. And they were taking up their time at a gym in Fresno. But I think I got low-grade, some kind of flu just working out there. But that city sucks dick.
Bakersfield...
you know also kind of sucks dick but was fun fun shows well you know i mean the in inland california like you never hear anything about it so yeah yeah hey what's going on over there they they would rather you not know yeah but yeah i just that that that image of that of that like fucking possibly displaced man clipping his toenails by a fucking lat pull down machine will stick with me
Wait, so it was like 18 hour drive.
Like two and a half total. Wow. Yeah. It's a lot. I mean, it's a lot, but I also like, I kind of just wanted, first of all, Madden style. You know what I mean? Like DVD player. I got my snacks. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to be healthy. You got the bed in the back. Got the bed. We got, no, I sleep in a little cubby. No way.
I'm a.
man of the people there's no copy is actually nice you feel like you feel like a little bit like it's like when you're a baby and your parents would take you to the car to make you fall asleep that's what it feels like i sleep great on there but it's me and my best friends it's basically a rolling slumber party yeah and all of them have like families that they're like away from and for me i'm like isn't this great guys can't we just live like this forever you know
But it's fun as shit. And yeah, I think it just costs a lot of money. But dude, I just wanted to be fun. I'm just trying to have a good time. And I'm also trying to be less fat. Every other tour, I would gain maybe 40 pounds. And I was like, if that happens again, I'm going to die fast. Like it's going to be like a matter of like five years if I keep gaining weight.
So that's why I was like, we're getting the bus. I literally like I bought a hot plate and I was legitimately cooking like chicken, like a fucking like divorced man on like a like camp burner on the bus in New Orleans. It was raining. And I was like, if I leave, it stopped raining. And then my friends were like, let's go out for a walk. I was like, if I leave, I'm getting like four po' boys.
So I'm staying in the bus. cooking the saddest chicken like divorced dad chicken and like beans from a can and just like eating it on like a you know a hugely successful like a 50 city tour of like 2500 seat theaters I'm fucking eating like a divorced guy but you have TV on there Brother, we got, we got, the setup is awesome because it's a bus, right?
And it's like you, it's like a bench on one side, bench on the other side, like passenger and driver side facing each other. You look, you have a TV on either side. So we're standing like this. We're both watching TV. You watch the TV together. I'm looking at my boy get, you know, look at, you know, Chuck Norris take down David Carradine.
While we're just, it's the best dude. I'm drinking zero sugar root beers. I'm, I'm gotten very into regional diet sodas. Yeah. Shout out to grape ago. Oh, strange soda that tastes like syrup. Like you are Frank.
if you give him i gotta talk to i gotta get in here with frank because i'm peripherally i love what i see from frank i love how pissed off he gets at things that should not you know really affect a grown man that much i love to see that kind of passion and i love him walking yeah i didn't know he was a soda sommelier you could give him a food and he'll tell he'll pair it with the soda
No, we got... Maybe I can be Diet Frank, dude. Yeah. I can be the diet because I love... Listen, how much time you guys got? 7-Up's got a new tropical that they're doing. Really good. Really, you should check it out. But yeah, I'm drinking my diet sodas, protein bars, all that kind of shit.
Diet root beer's great. There's a Dr. Brown's cream soda that's a diet that's very good. Very good stuff. Everyone's going to hate this episode.
um there's and i'm not stopping by the way there's a cherry seven up they just came out with that i really enjoy so yeah wild cherry pepsi classic yes i remember that oh my favorite that's a that's back baby they got a cream version which i don't like as much but yeah i'm telling you brother i've been i've been that's my only vice is left because i've been sober half the time dude i've been i'm like i'm having some diet sodas for sure wait what do you mean sober half the time
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