Stephen Colbert
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Was the Klan on the fence?
I don't know.
Maybe Jill Stein.
Maybe Jefferson Davis.
Not sure who we're going to endorse this time.
Thanks for having me back.
I'm really happy to talk to you.
But the thing is, uh, Megyn Kellyphile isn't talking about fun time bedroom whoopie making.
She's talking about assault.
Oh, wait, unless Newt doesn't know the difference, maybe no one gave him the talk.
Hold on, let's do this.
Newt, sweetheart, you're growing up so fast.
In fact, you're 73.
Your body's changing.
You've probably noticed some strange new hair growing on your earlobes.
Perfectly natural.
You're old enough to finally learn about the birds and the bees and the consent.
You see, when a man has special feelings for a woman and he wants to give her a special hug, he asks her a special question.
But grabbing a lady because you're a TV star is not sex.