Stephen Colbert

It's assault.

And fun fact, assault is a matter of public policy because it's illegal, even if you use Tic Tacs.

I hope that clears things up, buddy.

I would explain to you what sex is, but then I'd have to picture you doing it.

In the morning pitch meeting someone said, did you hear what Newt did last night?

And I said, no, what was it?

And they told me what he did.

And I went, oh, my gosh, what an interesting emotional moment for him and for her.

And you saw Megyn Kelly in the video.

You see Megyn Kelly sort of really throw up her armor and go, all right, well, this is how you're going to behave.

I'll let you deal with your I'll let you go so you can deal with your anger issues.

And it became an emotional moment rather than an informational moment.

And I really I really that was very interesting to me.

I don't think I've been subtle about how I feel about Donald Trump.

So it's less of an argument and more of a look, look at the flaming carcass shambling toward us.

And we should probably not touch that thing.

You know, look, it's rabid.

Don't touch it.

But that's not the same thing as making an argument for against him or for Hillary Clinton, because I don't think we've made an argument for Hillary Clinton.

I think people's