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Stephen Maxwell

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
233 total appearances

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Is when they are on their honeymoon or after they have said, I do.

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If the men don't put a ring on it and they're not going to say, I do, you don't.

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A man who sounds just like a walrus right now with his pimply-faced self.

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and no house, no car, no money, I would be glad to tell him that you need to be 35 years old.

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And ladies, you need to tell that individual that you're going to have your own cash, your own home, and your own car.

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Ladies, your own cash, your own home, and your own car.

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And that he needs to do the same before he ever thinks about asking for another date.

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And to be very honest with you, if the man is not going to provide for you, and I just read that scripture in silence recently, that if he's not able to provide...

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Then you need to kick him to the cart.

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I'm going to tell the men, too.

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If you're not able to break out the $100 bills...

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to support your wife or your kids, I would highly suggest you think about staying single for a while.

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Okay?

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If you're not able to purchase groceries on the spot, if you're not able to put gas in the tank, just like that, then you do not need to have a wife or children.

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If you do not think you'd be able to take correction off your in-laws, don't even start dating.

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Okay?

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Because it's going to happen.

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Most of the time, your divorce ends in three different ways.

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Money.

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You can't get along with the family or the kids.