We Know What Steven Did Last Summer
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What happens on election day in the podcast?
I've been keeping this a secret for years, but I think it's finally time to come clean. I don't like your attitude.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Oh, okay. Do you want to give us any detail on that, Stephen? Or do you just want to let us know that 48 hours later, everybody knew about it?
I want to know what you did, Stephen. What did you do? You left your household? I highly doubt that. Or she left. She left. But Stephen's twisting it. Stephen's now making a YouTube video to let everybody know what's going on.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
commercial break i'm brian green this is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly terrible show chris and joey hoadley best to you chris best to you out there in the podcast universe happy heidi ho how are you election day is here no tcb infomercial today we felt it was so important to bring you breaking election news that we will not be bringing a guest to you today And here's the breaking election news. We don't have a clue either.
We don't know.
That's it. We don't know. You don't know. No one knows. It's Tuesday, Election Day. As you're listening to this, it's Tuesday, Election Day. As we're recording this, it's Monday, the day before Election Day. So everyone hotly anticipating what exactly is going to be happening with the United States of America just hours from now as the polls close. And I personally will be hiding under my bed. Yeah. Putting my children out front, saying them first. Yeah. The world needs me. The world needs my voice. What will the world do without the host of the commercial break? But my children, they are delicious. Take them first. Lovely.
Blue goes first.
Oh, blue. No one wants blue.
What is the experience at Disney Junior Live like?
That's the thing. Blue is like Donald Trump. She's old, she's orange, and she never shuts up. I can't understand a word she says. That's it. So if you're listening to this on Election Day, go vote. There you go. One more day. If you haven't already. Although I think most people have already.
I hope so.
Yeah, I think most people kind of heeded the warning that it might be kind of a shit show on Election Day. So they just decided to... avoid at all costs election day going to a polling place on election day and listen i'm hoping that the worst of the predictions don't come true but if they do i already voted so i'm not worried about it i'm i've already voted yeah that's it i voted so i'll be here hiding uh in my house and uh chrissy will be here with me hiding in the house recording yet another episode of the commercial break for our contractually obligated for our contractual obligations Speaking of contractual obligations, it's important for us to remind you, it's important for us on behalf of our network to remind you that we will be live the entire holiday season.
No rest for the weary here. Chrissy and I will be working through Christmas Day to bring you fresh episodes of the commercial break, including the 12 days of TCB, our first annual, our first annual.
Yeah, there's no first annual.
I think you have to do it to actually be annual. It's our very first.
It's inaugural.
It's inaugural. It's the inaugural 12 days of TCB, December 13th through the 25th. So gather around the tree, open presents. Turn on TCB. Brian, talk about his high calcium. You'll have a ton of fun.
And tasty teeners.
Here comes calcium. Here comes calcium. Fucking with Brian's brain. I thought that's a good song. We should follow that. Here comes calcium. Here comes calcium. We should probably do a couple of songs. A mix and mingle and his fingers gonna tingle as his calcium's low again.
His parathyroid's been removed. Now he's going through menopause.
He's acting crazy and feeling lazy but no one really knows the cause. Here comes calcium.
That was a good one.
Thank you, Chrissy. It took me the entire weekend to write that. It didn't. Yes, it did. I went to Disney Junior Live with my 13 children yesterday. Which, in case anybody doesn't know what Disney Junior Live is, if you've ever been to a church where the pastor speaks about hell and the fiery demons that shall torture you for infinity, that is Disney Junior Live.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens on election day in the podcast?
0:00–1:50
2
What is the experience at Disney Junior Live like?
1:50–5:34
3
How does the podcast discuss the role of women in society?
5:34–8:59
4
What are the views of the YouTube televangelist Stephen Maxwell?
8:59–12:41
5
How does Stephen Maxwell interpret biblical texts?
12:41–14:48
6
What are the implications of Stephen's views on women?
14:48–17:51
7
What humorous anecdotes are shared regarding parenting?
17:51–19:36
8
What final thoughts do the hosts have on the episode's themes?
19:36–1:08:52