Steve Gerben
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944 appearances
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first heard Apr 2025
last heard 8 Aug
Steve Gerben’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast · Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben) · 16 Apr 2025
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So, yeah, if you got, like, a four and I got a five and I had a higher handicap, we'd have, like, the same. Yes. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I guess it keeps it somewhat fair.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, actually. I like that. Can you get the tags if your handicap gets, like, high enough?
Like, the parking tags.
I got busted in a handicapped spot where I get my wings. I don't take up handicapped spots. I go to Nando's. They have wood-grilled wings. They're so fucking good. We should order those. I should, actually. They're delicious. The only parking spots out front of it, everywhere else is kind of busy, is two or three giant handicapped spots. It's like a lane of just handicapped spots.
I always pop in there, grab my wings, and leave. How many spots? It's like three. But it's right in front of the place.
dude it's just it want the all of its handicapped if you want to go to nando's and pick up an order you want to park out front you have to be handicapped or and that in front of that's valet for the hotel next to it and i'll pull in the valet and they're like you can't park it right now so i'm like i'm like fine back into a handicapped spot i'm like you made me do it and then i went to get my wings i'm like don't they won't be there dude a car pulls behind me i'm like nobody's handicapped saw the tags like burning with shame just hopped in my car like
Although they're kind of rolling those family bathroom is like, I think that's been the solution for like the trans stuff. It's just like families or whoever. And then you can kind of, you know.
That was the only thing they could do. Because it was such an insult. You can't solve that problem. Then if you have a just trans bathroom, you can't do that. So it has to be family and friends. Just trans bathroom would be nice.
Anyone could go.
sure i'd put my family in the family room like i'll be back you just hit the trash but yeah that is that's a that's a thing at the airport i've seen i've seen people go in and crush the uh almost the family bathroom yeah and you just see a family waiting outside i've done it and then i'm in there you gotta just be like i'm taking my time on this
See my child. Where's my family?
Dude, I just invested in two bug tanks. I got two bug tanks from National Geographic. So they have a little magnifying glass on them. I got not one, but two. What type of bugs are you going to put in there?
right now we've only gotten some roly polies so you can throw them in there create their natural habitat and you can kind of like i'd like to see what roly polies are up to bro i got i had i catch them i catch like me and my daughters catch like four roly polies a day and put them in my garden it's really nice it's awesome i have so many roly polies so yeah i got the bug tank's nice man because otherwise you had to carry them in your you ever try to carry a roly poly in your hand for like they fucking they get their escape artists
So, yeah, I got some bug tanks. It's been, you know, 30 years. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. I think it's nice. I think it's a nice thing to do.
Like how dumb your family is.
You cannot use tokens.
Yeah, I'm excited to fly with my family tomorrow. That's always an operation. And Gerby. And Gerbs, dude. I can't believe. Yes. They're going to have so much fun. Great. I can't wait. Absolutely sick.
Definitely not in front of kids. They'll hold your hand. They'll hold your hand the whole time. Oh, that's great. I'm not saying it's bad. I do it all the time.
I get nervous and we land. I'm always like, hold your father's hand now. It makes me feel a lot better.
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