Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
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What is Terrence Howard's theory on men's structural integrity?
wild wild west yes okay let's go yeah do you see the terrence howard thing we talked about how the man's like uh kind of center of structural integrity is his butthole and he claims p diddy was trying to compromise him and make him like fluid say once you get he's like once you compromise your center of integrity which is your butthole you become fluid and like nothing you get all fucked up center of not physical integrity oh man your manhood actual integrity
yeah he's a mathematician so he was saying like you're like the geometry like the underpinning of your structural manhood is your physical yeah like yeah but it's also it's mental too the center of gravity he thinks is your but it's your butthole and once you which by the way i can't prove him wrong it's something to it sounds like he's right again you say it's terence howard mathematician hustle and flow oh
Oh, boy.
The hustle and flow guy that's now a super genius. Okay.
He claims Diddy went for his b-hole.
Okay.
Under, like, the thing of, like, lessons. He was giving him, like, you know, acting lessons. He said Diddy was just, like, looking at him wrong. He's like, this guy's trying to fuck my ass. Take away the geometry of my manhood. So... What do you think about that?
Sounds like a nightmare story to have to listen to. Saying to you... You don't think he went for Terrence Howard's butthole? But it doesn't sound like it. It sounds like Terrence Howard thinks that he wanted to. He might have.
If there's anybody out there that might have wanted to, I would say Diddy's a prime suspect.
I can't follow what's going on because it sounds like... There's a lot of people saying he tried to fuck him in the ass.
Yeah. What do you think? Free Diddy? There's a lot of rumors going around that Diddy's trying to destroy men's structural integrity.
I understand those rumors. It sounded like the way that the story was being told was that Terrence Howard... Assumed it. Right, assumed it.
Yeah. Well, he had like an assistant. He was like, what's up with him? He's like, oh, Diddy's trying to fuck you. So his assistant was the one who told him, like, yo, this is what this is all about. Was that guy Mr. Bentley, or what was that guy's name?
It just gets more complicated. Farnsworth Bentley? Run. Go now.
That's a fair point, though. Maybe he wasn't trying to fuck his ass. Do you think if someone gets their ass fucked, it does compromise their manhood to where it affects your posture and shit? You move differently after that. Do I think that? No.
Really?
Yeah, no.
Do you have any proof? I have a counter argument. Yeah? Gay guys walk different. It's true. I think it actually helps your structural integrity. The posture goes way up.
yeah once you get fucked true you just you start wearing that sweater vest differently yeah it starts looking way different on you we had a thing in grade school that like if like do you ever have it with like kids where it's like you know ladies walking like if a lady walked a certain way like she had sex before yes we would just do it with all the moms but yeah like all the moms become a special lunch but yo she definitely had sex before Yeah, if you walk with your feet a little bit more apart, that's all you can tell a girl had sex.
Once again, these are tough to refute. I do. I kind of hold to it. Yeah.
If I see a woman go anywhere near shoulder width apart, I'm going, what the fuck are you doing?
Slut.
Yeah. Slut. Your mom's here to help with pizza lunch. Like, yo, your mom got fucked, dude.
Speaking of slots, how about the space slots?
Dude, how did I not know about that? i don't know i think i saw it this morning and it's it's been bothering me yeah that's uh it's affected me a lot also bezos for all of that work he just looks like a trash man he's like the body of like a he's on like billions of dollars of trt and gene therapy just to become a wop he's transformed he's he's fully just a guy at wawa
That's all he is. That might have been the biggest attempt to get rid of your wife ever. Yeah. Just being like, I built this spaceship. I'm going to launch you up there. Yeah, man. With Gayle King.
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