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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Good morning everybody. Hope you're all having a good week. The King hath returned. Steve Gerbies blesses the cast yet again. Praise Be. Tires season 2 comes out June 5th on Netflix. Please enjoy. God Bless. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is Terrence Howard's theory on men's structural integrity?

0.609 - 29.795 Steve Gerben

wild wild west yes okay let's go yeah do you see the terrence howard thing we talked about how the man's like uh kind of center of structural integrity is his butthole and he claims p diddy was trying to compromise him and make him like fluid say once you get he's like once you compromise your center of integrity which is your butthole you become fluid and like nothing you get all fucked up center of not physical integrity oh man your manhood actual integrity

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29.955 - 52.55 Shane Gillis

yeah he's a mathematician so he was saying like you're like the geometry like the underpinning of your structural manhood is your physical yeah like yeah but it's also it's mental too the center of gravity he thinks is your but it's your butthole and once you which by the way i can't prove him wrong it's something to it sounds like he's right again you say it's terence howard mathematician hustle and flow oh

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54.63 - 55.131 Matt McCusker

Oh, boy.

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55.151 - 57.731 Shane Gillis

The hustle and flow guy that's now a super genius. Okay.

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58.351 - 60.332 Steve Gerben

He claims Diddy went for his b-hole.

62.212 - 62.312 Matt McCusker

Okay.

62.332 - 75.576 Steve Gerben

Under, like, the thing of, like, lessons. He was giving him, like, you know, acting lessons. He said Diddy was just, like, looking at him wrong. He's like, this guy's trying to fuck my ass. Take away the geometry of my manhood. So... What do you think about that?

75.596 - 91.589 Matt McCusker

Sounds like a nightmare story to have to listen to. Saying to you... You don't think he went for Terrence Howard's butthole? But it doesn't sound like it. It sounds like Terrence Howard thinks that he wanted to. He might have.

91.949 - 96.433 Shane Gillis

If there's anybody out there that might have wanted to, I would say Diddy's a prime suspect.

Chapter 2: What are the controversies around sending people to space?

1687.736 - 1689.656 Matt McCusker

And then I moved to the suburbs.

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1690.377 - 1697.719 Steve Gerben

Anyway, just kidding. But I did. I did. But anyway, we get involved. Yeah, we talked about that. I got involved in like a high level crime.

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1698.9 - 1699.3 Matt McCusker

Oh, yeah.

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1699.34 - 1702.621 Steve Gerben

Yeah. Yep. That's pretty wild. It was. Yeah. Terrifying.

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1704.142 - 1704.702 Shane Gillis

True. Yeah.

1706.442 - 1707.643 Matt McCusker

So the masses were good.

1708.359 - 1710.461 Shane Gillis

The Masters, it was good. I'm happy we went.

1710.661 - 1717.287 Matt McCusker

It was awesome to go. And again, just like you taking me was so special. And it meant so much to me.

1717.307 - 1718.148 Shane Gillis

It's because you're special.

Chapter 3: What are the challenges faced by teachers and students in modern schools?

3589.542 - 3592.164 Shane Gillis

You're going to have the M's on your ass.

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3592.564 - 3596.106 Steve Gerben

No, no. No. What are they up to in their cars?

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3598.048 - 3609.735 Shane Gillis

Oh, you'll see. Oh, you'll see. The M's. They're tough drivers. They test my racism.

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3610.675 - 3610.935 Steve Gerben

Really?

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3610.955 - 3615.518 Shane Gillis

Yeah, I've maintained for a while that the A's get a bad rap, that it's actually the B's.

3616.399 - 3616.519 Steve Gerben

Mm-hmm.

3617.352 - 3618.853 Shane Gillis

Turns out the M's are right there.

3620.834 - 3630.499 Steve Gerben

I do like those little, like, do you ever see, like, the flags people dangle from their rearview mirrors? They're kind of nice if you want to, like, really hone in. Like, wait, who is this cutting me off? Like, okay.

3630.519 - 3630.939 Shane Gillis

I got some.

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