Steve Rannazzisi

I just love making people laugh.

The art form, I just wanted to do it.

I do photo and video, and it's like weddings and stuff like that.

And there's a lot of dead time, so I just wanted to do something else that I also love doing.

I did a dude war shoot once.

A what?

Dude war.

Yeah.

I mean, you probably have to have some nice tits to get a nice dick.

It didn't even give it did you mean.

It was just like, this is what you meant, Brock Turner.

The brutal rapist?

Well, so, not only that, but this is actually not my given name.

My parents named me Rock Turner, and then they unnamed me, named me Brad instead.

Well, they named me after Rock Hudson, and then they found out he was gay or bisexual.

Oh, man.

Y'all know how hard it is to drive Uber when you're a big black dude named Kourtney?

People don't believe it's my car.

I had a lady once go, are you sure this your car?

You know, you hear a joke and you think she's playing, but she's like... And because I'm a comic, I'm all like, nah, we stole this motherfucker together.