Steven Rinella

Oh, and I start trying to back out of there in a hurry, you know?

And she, that cub comes down the hill.

And I remember she like legitimately, she legitimately, I could be hallucinating this, but like, I know I saw it.

She swatted her cub to get moving.

She's like.

And they kept spilling out of the tree, and that could have been just dumb.

Pissed off a mama bear.

How the hell did you get out of there?

She just left you alone?

I got lucky.

She went woofing up the hill.

Boom, boom, boom.

And then a couple of things like that.

And then one time I was involved with a bunch of other guys in a legit bear mix-up.

uh on the fognac island in alaska and we got we had elk hanging in a tree and we were eating lunch under the tree this is a totally long story about just being an idiot but we're eating lunch under a tree with elk hanging in it that we left there for a couple days the quartered out meat and this bear came in and um and uh my buddy yanni

He had sat down, he had spray on his belt, and he had his pistol sitting on his backpack.

And when that bear came in, you know what he did?

So he's got the pistol laying right here, and spray right here.

You know what he did?

He smokes it across the nose with a trekking pole.