Superfan Giovanni (Host)

Yeah.

And no one helped them do that, so why don't you just fuck off?

You know, in Canada, the radio stations have to play 60% Canadian content.

So my wife is American, and we come up there, and the Parachute Club...

I'm sure you're familiar with them, is doing their song Rise Up as Gowan.

And she goes, what the fuck are these songs?

And I go, they're communist songs that were forced down our throat our whole life.

Dude, the actors in Toronto go on strike and say, there's not enough movies shot here.

There's not enough... And the government is going, sorry about that.

I better get on that.

I love Canada, and I actually love living in Montreal because it was so weird.

It was like being in Louisiana.

It was Cajuns and stuff.

It was a bizarre culture, and I got so fucking late.

I had every STD but crabs and AIDS.

So I love that part of the lunacy.

But the problem with this Canadian culture is it's just so consumed with America.

Like when I was in high school, when you wrote an essay on Canadian identity, it was...

Well, I'll tell you what.

We're not a bunch of rednecks wearing a Dixie flag.