Superfan Giovanni (Host)
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He genetically makes a weird alien child and it's got like a scorpion tail and all this shit.
And I'm looking at the illegal DVD.
There it is.
And he fucks that thing.
And it's his weird daughter monster alien.
They make love.
It's even worse than fucking your daughter.
And I didn't know I was watching a bootleg DVD from Russia until that scene happens.
And I'm going, oh.
I'm about to puke, and then I just hear, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
And I hear Russians laughing.
Oh, some dude in the theater, like, recording?
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, it's in Moscow, at the darkest place on Earth, the center of hell.
That's funny to them.
You know, when you rape your alien daughter.
No thanks.
Just sink them into the sea.
Do we care about Ukraine?
And if you were notified, you'd have to go, okay, why the fuck are you telling me this?