Sutton Stracke

Well, it's not okay. Cause you're upset. It's okay.

Nobody said, oh, OK, you have accountability. Everybody jumped on me. And I felt like I was on an island by myself. I can't be friends with people like that. I don't trust them. I don't trust them. And they obviously don't like me. I don't get it. Maybe it feels unfair.

She also has to tell her kids what's going on. I mean, if that's coming out in the news, you don't write about it on Instagram before you tell your damn kids. I mean, have PK's sponsor do it. He's not busy. Fuck. Get the can of Pringles over there, sit the kids down and be like, listen here. PK's not going to be with mommy no more.

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well speaking of best friends i hate to interrupt i'm so sorry but speaking of best friends i did get a note from carcel and she wants this day to be like positive and fun so maybe we can stop crying about husbands and get in the car because we've got a long road okay so let's just back away from three back away from the crazy person okay you're like damn damn because it was like a serious scene it was like the music was serious dorit was like obviously like hurting the women were all concerned and it's like

Let's look at the bright side. At least you weren't robbed at gunpoint this time. All right. Okay. Get in the car. Get in the car.

Ashley Judd.

It's every movie with Ashley Judd. You know, I can see that. I think that also though, Dorit just talks too fucking much and they're sick of it. Every time, if you think about it, every scene, Dorit, I would say 90% of the scenes that Dorit has walked into, she's gone. Goys. Let me tell you what's going on with uncooked chicken breast. I'm married. You know, it's like, oh, for Christ's sake.

Save the monologue for the sprinter van. You know, we need a book on tape in there. So they go and they're all pissed at Sutton now because she's so rude. And yeah, like you said, we see this montage of Sutton just being completely, well, I guess we're not going to talk about robbery now. I have a designer that's in jail in Paris.

believe she said that on camera still can't believe it every time they show it i'm like oh because in my mind i try and smooth it over because i like generally like setting but yeah it's bad every time here comes one right now

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And Kyle's like, I'm so impressed and so excited for Garcelle. She worked her ass off for that. How did the bird get here? How did?

Kyle by Shahida. Shahida. Right? So, I think it is funny. You just mentioned this. But I think it's so funny that they keep trying to redo each other's party. Because we had the first one that was like a spa day. Then that didn't end well. So, then Bo's tried to do another spa day. She's like, this is how you do one. In pajamas with masseuses. And now Garcelle's like, no. This is how you do it.

In pajamas. By a beach. It's like the whole season they're just going to try and one-up each other's spa day. In a different county.

Wow. God, do you have one of these?

That bitch has good shit. All right, we're going to change. We're going to go to the beach. And then we're going to have a really nice dinner. So they woo. And now they do that. They go to the beach. But first, they put on their beach clothes. And Sutton comes down. And she's pulled her waist all the way up to her rib cage. And they're like, why? Why, Sutton?

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So then they get their picture took. And then Erica's chilling with Bose.

so Dorit's like can I have a Belvedere with club soda not too strong I'm a new person now so I won't say carcass out I'll just let you do it and squeeze my own lemons because I want people to understand the struggle That I'm going through these days. Oh, look at me. Squeeze. Oh. For all the pain I'm going through with Piquet and his sponsor. Oh.

For all the pain I'm going through with Jiggy and his questions. Oh. For all the pain my arms are going through from holding up the walls.

So they go have a little talk. And meanwhile, Boze is like, Garcelle, you weren't at Kyle's house. Dorit. The whole thing. She said her kid asked her if they were getting divorced. Dun, dun, dun. And Garcelle's like, oh, it is sad, isn't it? No, actually, my heart just kind of burped. Sorry, I had really spicy wings for breakfast. What were you saying about stupid Dorit?

Well, how do you feel when you're with the nanny? Because that's who you're going to be spending the next week with. Goodbye. So then we go to Dorit and Kyle talking. And Dorit's like, would you like me to start? Would you like to start? Okay. Listen, first and foremost, I'll start since you didn't answer. I'll start and I'll finish. Now, first and foremost, did you consider us good friends, Kyle?

Did you? Did you?

Oh, do you want to salvage our friendship?

Oh, very much, Kyle. Because your friendship has always meant so much to me. I want to salvage it. And when I wrote to you, and, you know, I said I've never repeated, when you said I've never repeated anything you said, you know, I knew that you were making him feel like that he can talk to you, and you're not going to repeat it. And that's okay, Kyle.

And I actually like that Dorit laid it down. She's just like, here's the thing. When two people are separated, you should choose the side of the girl. Are you on my side or are you on his side? Because if you do get information from him, and I'm glad you called yourself a safe space, because when you get information from him, you better tell me. He's like, oh, okay.

Yeah, because most people are like, why are you supporting PK? Now she's like, you better spy, woman.

Pick my side and tell me what shit he's talking. I love that. I found that very refreshing, actually.

It's called Hippa. So, sorry. Well, here's what I want from Kyle. I want Goyle to be a Goyle's Goyle. And that's it. I want a Goyle and a Goyle. Goyles for Goyles.

Yeah. And, you know, Kyle is still making it about her and making Dorit seem crazy for even wanting this. But she'll do it. She'll go with it. But I was actually proud of Kyle because she didn't have a fit. She stayed calm and she actually listened to her or at least pretended to listen to her friend and then agreed. I was like, wow, that's lovely. So are we putting this to it?

It's almost like someone told them, OK, guys, it's midseason. We cannot have a fight about the about the memes every week. So let's wrap it up. And it's like the birds more interesting at this point.

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So then Erica comes in.

So the other ladies are getting chicken served to them, and someone's like, I want a breast. And the chef goes, I'm hoping this is a breast. And Garceau goes, aren't you the chef? I mean, if you don't know, who does?

This one looks like a cooked PK fresh out of the shower. I'll take it.

yeah but it was like a hundred times more compelling i have to give it to erica that was that was i wouldn't say fun that's cold to call it fun but it was so then um now they're gonna play some games guys what's the most embarrassing thing you can ask the waiter on a date when are you off erica's like meet me out back

okay question next question what length would you go for for one million dollars i'm like didn't erica already answer that question it's called season her first like three or four seasons on this show is erica still in a lawsuit for those earrings i mean she'd go a long way the girl was with a man tripping over his own balls in the hallway okay don't make erica answer that she's already answered it on television for a decade

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Yeah, he let her husband sleep with him for a million dollars? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't.

And Garcelle's like, well, I've done things for less.

So then now they're all cracking up. And Boze is like, wait, you'd sleep with someone else's husband for money? Like, what if it's your man, though?

Yeah. Let's just take some baby steps, you know?

She just goes, I fall in love every other day.

It sounds like she's going to be so sweet and sentimental.

Your real Hallmark card. What a beautiful sentiment. So now they get these lanterns ready, which I think you, I think, don't you put candles in those? This whole thing, I mean, just considering what night also. Yeah. Like don't do a lantern at 3 PM. Yeah. I mean, I was getting scared watching this just because it's been pretty harrowing in the news.

And I'm like, please don't set fires and then send them floating over the hills. Great.

It is really funny. I really enjoyed this scene. It was like a fun and game scene that I really enjoyed. This episode was really nice. I think they've got a good group here. They all have fun together. I think Bose is blending in really nicely. Bose is excellent. I love it. Oh, and this is where they run into the dead bird. Oh my God, there's a dead bird.

Finally, that bird got sick of flying into Kyle's head and it just finally died.

So, wow. That was a good episode. I loved it. Just heartwarming. Huge Kyle Sam. Huge. Yeah. Just great.

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That's a little personal. She's like, how are your meatballs? How about you fuck off and let me have some privacy? Yeah.

She wishes. I know. So then that was a good – I mean, that was an Oscar winner. So then Sutton's like, okay, well, I got to ask, why are we here? Why? This isn't a shooting day. What do you want? And it's just an awkward pause and Garcelle's like – Hold on. Let me just give a... I would laugh out loud, but this is more of a moment. So there you go, everybody.

She's like, um, for the way that I... Why, Kyle? But why? What was the way? Um, because I said stop that. Why? But why, Kyle? Why? And then Sutton's grilling her in a way that doesn't make sense to me. But then she's like, well, what I want Kyle to do is apologize for holding herself to a different standard than everyone else. I want Kyle to recognize that she is the same as everyone else.

That she is not some creature.

that lives in this beautiful castle land and that she is actually human and makes mistakes and needs to be accountable but she doesn't just say i wish she would just say that because kyle probably needs to hear that but instead she just keeps going but kyle hey kyle could you hand me a breadstick oh my god this breath here i'm gonna pretend this breadstick is he why breadstick

And you have to go to the reunion. That's their love language, you know. But it's also good because it's giving Kyle more ammunition later when she's like, I came to you vulnerable and you just kept questioning me over and over again. What is this? A cult?

It's like, well, you know, like, I mean, I'm explaining, I don't have to go through a list. It's like, but I'm just apologize. If you're apologizing, I'm just, wow.

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But also, Erica, they were giving you such shit when you were going through all the shit with your marriage. And you said that before. So, yeah, Kyle deserves it because Kyle didn't get Kyle. Kyle's not missed together, but she didn't let anybody else not be missed together either. So she deserves it. And Kyle's like, well, I've never behaved like that. And that is not somebody I want to be.

Well, except for last year in Aspen when I screamed at Dorit and had a temper tantrum because she said something nice about Kathy. Or, you know, about that time I hit Brandi's crutches and called her a slut. I was like, can we just keep showing Kyle hot dodges, please?

Yeah, exactly. It's everybody else's fault. So she's like, yeah, I mean, I was overwhelmed. Like I had no friends, you know, except for the ones that kept following me out, trying to be my friend. And so I was like, well, I will say this, you know, we were very surprised at your reaction. And I woke up in the morning and I could just think, Why, Kyle?

And Kyle's like, well, yeah, we've all had these. Oh, I'm sorry. She's like, we've all had those moments, you know. And Sutton's like, well, you know, it just was a lot of reaction. And I thought to myself, I'm just disappointed in Kyle, you know, that she's leaving this group. And she's like, well, we've all had those moments, Sutton, right?

And she's like, well, yeah, but you yell at me for doing it.

No, it's true. She yells at everybody else, and then she does the same thing, you know.

Thank you, Garcelle. I was talking to the actual meatball.

no so she's like well i think kyle's afraid that this is going to be brought up at uh garcelle's beach house and she wants to know that she has allies but i'll tell you this erica might be a minion but garcelle and sutton are not minions that's going to be a sticking point at the reunion because erica is not going to like being called a minion i'm not a minion i think for my own self i pat my own

Well, not anymore.

It's a natural progression. Okay, so let's go to Oxnard, California, 12 p.m. Oh, my God. This is so great. Is this CGI? Yeah. There's a beach house. It's crazy. Yeah. And it's, you know, gorgeous. So she's getting ready for the ladies to come over and she has a lady there doing flowers and party and getting everything ready and starting with that lychee martini.

And she's like, well, I hope the ladies are ready to let their hair down, have some fun and say, whoa, because this is going to be fun. There may or may not be some twerking involved.

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Which someone pulls up.

So Boza's like, well, this is the first time I'm seeing Kyle since she stormed out of my house in a fuzzy robe, fuzzy slippers, and a Birkin. I'd expect some kind of an apology, but no. Here we are. So now everybody's arriving, and they're like, oh my God, you look so amazing.

And then we see a screenshot of a very, very long-winded, because it's Dorit, Instagram post. Like, sometimes in life, you're married to a man that looks like a sack of wet flour. Sometimes that man turns into beautiful bread and sometimes he's just a soggy mess. I'm leaving PK in a stupid face.

I watched Dune Prophecy recently and I love that show. That's on Max.

So have you ever dripped water on one of your white vitamins and just watched it bloat?

Yeah. Although I think that she's really going out of her way to protect those kids. It's the Internet. You think they don't know how to use the Internet? Come on now. Your daughter's pirouetting like 30 times in a row. You think she don't watch it on YouTube? Come on. The Internet. The Internet is the college for the children of today.

Send it over. Send over the most expensive one you have. It'll be delicious, I'm sure.

Yeah.

I just told the model after Talitha, the model known for leaning on things, so... I hope everybody listens.

I just don't like roe.

So I had a party about it.

I just got you a little cheap thing. I got you a cheap thing from Alta Moda. It's just a little thing, you know, so look at it.

She's like, remember that bracelet? Oh yeah. And those earrings, well, you've got them on right now, actually.

oh god this arranging tables is tricky i thought it would be a really fun opportunity for the girls to put on caftans with lots of jewelry and then for the invitation i said think talithagazi i don't know if anybody knows who that is but they don't understand caftans like me

Okay.

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Thank you so much for saying that, Kyle.

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Him!

I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

It's not nice.

And not call me a bitch in my own home.

You're a stupid cut fitness. And now she's like, you're calling me a bitch in your home.

She is not joking.

So Dorit comes in and she's like, oh, Bozey.

I am leaving. I am leaving. Gongo. I am leaving Gongo.

She goes, I am leaving. I'm leaving. I'm not going to stay here. I'm going to go.

Okay.

Somewhere in OC, Emily's like, they're coming after my lines.

And Dorit's like, how am I supposed to feel in me own home that she called me a bitch?

Well, I'm going to get my watch. Come to me.

She's biased. Oh God.

Well, I can chime in.

what is Kyle doing? That's such a crazy thing. I was like, now that's the gif.

We have a chair in the doorway that I can't carry outside. What else do you need to know?

Camiseta, okay? It's a camiseta. Kyle, why are you saying blouse? Lo siento.

Bye, everyone.

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Well, nice to see you, Erica.

Pleasure. Wait, I'm sorry. It's Martin. Pleasure.

Well, thank you.

No, I'm not that Martin.

Well, I have said damn Gina. I said, Gina Davis, stop peeing on the lawn that I've just had installed into your backyard.

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So you lost your taste, eh? Was this before or after you filmed those hideous music videos on the YouTube?

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And he goes, well, we're not doing it in here. This is the room that really should be your sexy sanctuary. Hello, hold on a minute. Ding dong, boner, are you there? Never again? Well, isn't that a tragedy? You've done this to me.

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It's very upsetting, but you've got turquoise on the floor. We could get turquoise paint. We could do a whole paint number and just stripe it and make it very Moroccan, you know?

Yeah. We may not have a million dollar budget, but we will give you billion dollar style.

I don't know if I've stressed this enough, but paint job. That's what you're getting.

Oh, well, sounds delicious. Can't wait to be the next gay on your revenge agenda.

How is he doing that?

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