Chapter 1: What are the main highlights of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion?
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I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. Thank you for this video you sent me. Just got a text, and it was from you. It's a little family of pigs running through a field.
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You know the way to warm my heart. Little pigs. I saw it, and I was like, this is for Ronnie. Yes, that is for me.
The little family of pigs.
Maybe so happy. Thank you. Yeah. Well, everybody, welcome to the show. I've got bad news for everybody. It's the final day of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Guys, how are you going to make it the rest of the year without listening to Dorit and Kyle and Erica bitch about being late? How are we going to do it, guys?
yeah how you feel yeah yeah i mean this is it this is the last chance to complain about being late and next season she'll be on time all the time and i'm looking forward to that and on time to right yeah well we're doing a cabaret in new york city there's only about four tables left so you need to go get them if you want to come to it okay that is on well we're doing three but the
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Chapter 2: How do Dorit, Kyle, and Erika handle their conflicts during the reunion?
But then I found an excuse to run an errand. And then the errand was right by the grocery store. And then I went to the grocery store and then I patted myself on the head because I actually went to a grocery store and walked in and the candy aisles all the way in the back. So I had to walk all the way back. And, you know, like I had to put on deodorant and stuff. So I looked cute.
And then I left and ate the chocolate reasons. I mean, it was like a whole thing for me. So I think it was a good storyline.
Why did the Chocolate Reasons people, why did they never hire Pink to be their spokesperson? Just give me a reason, just a little bit. I mean, it's right there.
Ronnie, what is the reason you are late today? Choco Reasons. That's the reasons. That's the reasons. Anyway, you don't need a storyline. But, yeah, this is very Erica to not do anything all year until the last two episodes where she's like, oh, shit, I haven't done anything. And then she screams and yells and cries and has some fit about nothing.
Like, it never makes any sense why she's even upset. And then look, she's, she's the whole reunion. She's had the whole reunion. So she's gotten pretty smart at how to play this game. Do nothing until the very end, then have a fit, then become the main part of the reunion. So, you know, well done, I say.
So Erika, you have to understand from my point of view, I don't understand. I let you speak.
Okay, Christoph, don't. Don't what? Don't, don't, don't talk to me that way. Talk to you which way? That way. What are you saying? Don't talk to me that way. Don't talk to me that way. Don't talk to me that way. Let me finish how I feel. She's like, okay, finish then, finish. This is exactly why I'm in the position I'm in and how I feel. Okay, that's it.
I really didn't have anything to say, but... That was all. That was one last little sentence. That's it. Okay.
Well, you unleashed on me, Erica. Yes, I did. Well, what was it that made you explode like that?
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the 'Fox Force Five' in this season?
They experienced it. But like the way she quickly was like, yeah, well, you know, yeah, you might be mad at me for saying that. But you said the same thing two years ago in this like random scene at Anne Marie's. I was like, what? How did you pull that out of your ass? I mean, obviously, everyone does their research going into the reunions and like they're ready to counter. But like.
I really am impressed with how quickly they can reach into their vault of grievances and pull something out. Anne-Marie. Anne-Marie's husband, by the way.
Anne-Marie's a doctor, so we remember things about Anne-Marie. She's a full-fledged surgeon and a doctor. So what about her husband? What'd he do?
Oh, more counts against him. It's not good.
What do you mean more counts? This is better than the reunion. What happened?
No, it's not better than the reunion. It's bad. It's just more of the same counts that he had against him the first time around. It's not good. He had to release his heel.
Why won't you say it?
No, I'm just like saying, you know, it's like sexual assault. So it's like it's like not like fun. It's not like fun in a funny recap.
Just saying, like, no, that's not fun for sure. Yeah. Two days ago, Marcellus facing rape allegations by four more women. Holy shit. Yeah. Wow. It's bad. Well, fuck that guy still.
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Chapter 4: How does Erica's behavior change throughout the reunion?
And it's like really fun to see her just like being so relentless towards Erica and Kyle. And I do think that Dorit is, well, I don't have to repeat it for like the fifth week in a row, but I will one last time until the next time. I'm definitely team Dorit versus team Kyle, but I'm a little bit more team Erica and Erica versus Dorit, weirdly enough.
Yeah, I'm not. And I wish that Dorit had just said, you know what? I did say that you need to do this for a storyline because you literally had nothing going on all year. Sorry. Sorry that you feel that you did, but you had nothing going on all year. And then you're yelling at me for Kyle. And now, now look at you. Now you have like a, a main part of the reunion.
So it worked, but fuck off for it, for using me for it. You could have yelled at Amanda. You could have yelled at Natalie, that girl who's not even here. Yell at Kathy. Why doesn't anybody yell at Kathy? Yell at her.
So Dorit is now insisting that she did say sorry, which she did not say. We saw her and she did not say sorry. But now she's saying that she did say sorry. And she's like, she's just like saying how, yeah, like Erica showed up to that dinner 12 hours later, a totally different person. This has been bubbling and building. Well, there is no sign of it.
Well, that's because you were late for the side. We put one up and then waited a long time for you. So we took it down again. Then you showed up.
And Kyle's like, you called her a cut fitness over and over again. Relentlessly. You were relentless with calling her a cut fitness. Oh, please. Dorit is really overusing that because the audience likes it when she says it. So now she's saying it every two seconds. Yeah, funny. It's like, I didn't coil. And she just said, you can call me a cut fitness 70 times and it doesn't bother me.
So there, coil. Shut up, you dumb cut fitness.
Do you see when she can say that she's supported for 10 years, you say, oh, only if you had said that. Kyle, you just came in and you're saying something. She's like, it's a completely different reaction to me than to her, okay? That's not fair. Kyle's going back to her main thrust, which is, It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. Which has actually little to do with Dorit's well-being.
It's more about like, why are you being mean to me and not mean to her? It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair.
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Chapter 5: What are the reactions to Dorit's comments about support from her husband?
She literally said that. She said, I'll just put on my headphones. I'll have to hear her.
Dorito, watch what happens live. You called Sutton a social climber. Well, that is absolutely ridiculous. That is ridiculous. Do you believe that? Where am I climbing to? Where am I climbing to? I'm already at the top of the mountain, okay? There are stairs made out of bodies. I'm already here, okay?
Thank you. That's right. I am established. And Kathy's like, oh, my God, not a climber. Well, listen, that's just part of her world. That's also why she combs her hair with the fork. And Sun's like, well, I'm already in a world. Where do I need to go? Well, listen, I think you'd like to be invited to parties. OK, and I don't know. I'm not in that world. I don't really know. Oh, yes.
Tariq famously does not like being invited to parties, which is why she's always hanging around Kathy Hilton's house.
and um is on this tv show yeah exactly i like kathy's like you're not a social climber you're a socialite oh okay um so isn't that kind of climbing parties because you're always listen i only watch the gilded age so what far be it from me to know socialites already there socialite is already of the tier and is just now flittering about the climber is socialites are climbing girl they've got to be invited to the all the parties and if they're not they got to befriend the right socialite
And then if they don't befriend the right socialites, then they're not going to get to go to the best parties. I mean, socialites are climbers, aren't they?
Well, I mean, social climbing may be part of their repertoire, but I think a socialite is already living a life of leisure. In a way that an Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen, who are like Bravo's original social climbers, are not. So like a social climber implies you're not in there yet and you're doing what you can to get up in there.
And a socialite is just already there, already getting invited to things and just making appearances and taking pictures and is happy. But of course, you must maintain your station, so it's not... It's not a, it's not a job where you can rest on your laurels, but yeah.
So there is, so there's always social climbers and I'm standing by and you know what, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I always say that when I have nothing to say. Oh yeah. I was going to say Sutton. Remember the plot line with Lisa Rinna where Sutton's Lisa Rinna accused Sutton of being a climber as well. And she's like, she uses her money to get people to be her friends and
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the reunion's pacing and drama?
Yeah. We got rats. They're in the house. They were on Mad Men. So we love them. They're very talented mice. They've got good angels. Okay, so now we see images of Sutton at the Met Ball because now the fight is like, well, Sutton goes to the Met Ball.
Because Andy's like, well, she, you know, I just want to point out with the exception of Rachel Zoe, she's still the one that's been to the Met Ball so many times. You know, it's like so many, many, many times, many, many, many times, many times. OK, I've been to the ball so many times. I didn't even know that Bezos was doing it this year because that's all I get when I go to the set.
When I go to the ball, Bezos, tons of Bezos all over me. People just love me there.
All right, well, so I guess it seems like you're an actual socialite. And it's like, yeah, because it's only been you and Rachel Zoe, the only people.
Excuse me, I went there in 2016 to the Met Ball.
I went there pre-Kiwi. Like, okay, all right. Well, it seems like, okay, so you, but what I'm trying to say, though, is that Sutton seems like an actual socialite. Well, were you offended when I called you a social climber?
And Sutton's like, well, it's not the nicest thing to say, so I apologize. Okay. You bought that.
So you bought that apology, Sutton. She goes, well, I don't really care. Okay. I don't care about your apology anymore. Okay. So your friendship's in the shitter. Will it come back? I mean, we'll see, Andy. We'll see. I just don't know. I don't know, Andy.
All right.
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Chapter 7: What controversies arise regarding the women's relationships?
How many weddings does Dorit get to go to?
Then Andy goes, will there be a bachelorette and will there be strippers? And she's like, uh-huh, well, there will be a bachelorette. And then Sutton goes, I'll be in charge of the strippers. No, you will not. I don't need to see your Colonel Sanders strippers at this party, okay? Let's get someone else who can take care of this.
By the way, I don't think it's anyone on this cast who would hire a good stripper. Actually, Erica will hire the good strippers. I will give her that. But I don't trust anyone else here to do the strippers. Not a single one.
Well, especially Sutton because she'll start crying in the middle of the party that the strippers aren't paying enough attention to her like she did at that Magic Mike show. Remember?
Yeah. No, this is not – she's not who we're going to turn to for strippers.
So Rachel's like, yeah, you don't want to put me in charge of strippers.
No. They'll all look like Noah Kahane or whatever his name is. Let's be honest. It'll be like guys. It'll be like Xander. Xand. Xand strippers. Just emo guys in hats with like beards.
Yeah, totally.
They're just not going to take their clothes off. They'll just sing Mumford and Sons type music.
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Chapter 8: What unresolved issues are left at the end of this episode?
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