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But yeah, I think that straight men are like me and pussy.

I'm like, calm down little boy.

Like you've not seen anything.

It depends on who's.

And so I went over and we had a couple of actresses join us for dinner.

Some of the most famous actresses in the world.

We were there hanging out, and I had said, I don't know how it came up in conversation, but I'd never seen a vagina in that way.

I'd seen them, but never seen, seen.

We were talking about holes.

Do you know how many holes there are in a vagina?

We have a lady in the room.

You can't... Yeah, she's a lady, you're right.

Oh, I forgot there was a lady.

No, no, no, we have a lady in the room, so we're not going to look at her or talk to her.

Um...

So there are three, from what I'm told by these two actresses.

So I was like, I had no idea.

I've never really seen one.

So I had seen many, but just whilst we're getting changed in my studio, I never thought to look-look, because that would be impolite for a gay man.

Actually, the straights also don't look when you're not asked to look.