Ted Nguyen
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474 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard 20 Dec
Ted Nguyen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Honestly, Cerruti, I would like to hear less exasperation out of you because people are on your side. Kind of just pumped about the way you handle this. So, yeah. I don't know.
Yeah, maybe I, you know, I, Obviously, we have to defer to them. There was somebody who emailed in and said, I heard Saruti talking about the bat that was in his house and the standard procedure in my area is that anyone who's slept in the same building as a bat gets a rabies shot unless they catch the bat and have it tested. So there you go.
My wife is a teacher and it's happened to a couple of her students in the last couple of years. Unvaccinated rabies is 100% fatal in humans. Literally, there's never been anyone to survive it. Please read this or someone else's email on the subject. People need to know to not mess around. So yeah, there's an article there that we're not going to read on the pod.
But yeah, Michael Scott tried to solve rabies and his co-workers laughed at him. Race for the cure. Maybe you guys could do a rabies fun run. For real.
Right. There's your run.
Then, uh, there was another one that said, Steve's not getting enough credit, uh, all the alpha in the room. And then there was some other followups on to how the rest of us would handle it. Uh, I, when it ever comes to stuff, I get way too much credit. There's a time where maybe I'd be your guy, but I'm not sure that I am anymore. Um, somebody wrote in and said, should I read the crow email?
Not based on the movie or Russell. All right, let's read the crow email. Cause I thought it was pretty good. Uh, all right. The setting is a bachelor party at the Oregon coast for dudes in their mid twenties in the house, a two story deal where the entire upstairs is a single bedroom. We're all hanging downstairs.
We start hearing noises from the bedroom as if some thing or someone is now in the house. We look around and make sure nobody has gone up there. Sure enough, everyone is accounted for. That would be easy, though, right? All right. Roll call. One, four. All right. We're all here.
Myself and the other guy decide to slowly walk up the stairs to see what's going on with literally no clue what we might find. Turns out it wasn't on my bingo card. It's a two-foot jet black crow that had flown through a window. It was now flying from ceiling fan to ceiling fan in the bedroom. Panicked. The thing was massive, all caps.
And if you haven't seen a crow up close, it's a terrifying looking thing. Now what? None of us are all that interested in finding out how in real life crows respond to humans trying to help them out of a bedroom. So we call animal control closed on weekends. The machine, though, says to call the non-emergency line, which we do.
Sure enough, 30 minutes later, a cop arrives, probably disgusted by the lack of masculinity in the house, probably grabs a broom, walks up the stairs, smacks the crow out of the air, bare hands it, tosses it out the window onto the deck, and it flies away as if nothing happened. So here's the question. How would you guys have handled the situation? Again, this is another one.
My guess, Sruti at best doing what he did. Oregon is doing the cop's job. Kyle's leaving the house and hoping the crow is gone by the time it gets back. See, I think Kyle would. Well, if his wife is there, that's a big thing.
It's a massive swing. It's like Andy Dalton in a primetime game.
Yeah. I mean, if it's a crow, she'd probably adopt it. It's like, Hey, this is Cameron.
Yeah. I think a cop is always, if it's four guys, they're going to, they're going to be disappointed in you. Just because it's like, there's other stuff going on other than a crow. it's four guys. So like, I'm sure, I'm sure you feel enough shame already that we don't need to add to it. I remember I had this one stretch where I felt like I was getting messed with, um, quite a bit a few years ago.
And somebody showed up to my, I think I've already talked about this. Like somebody showed up to my door and I couldn't, the camera wouldn't turn on right as it was happening. So I had no idea what was going on. And then, so I just called the cops. And then when they apprehended a dude who was just totally confused and pretty banged up, um, They kind of just looked at me like, you got to call us.
And I was like trying to explain it a little bit. And I went, you know what? This is just take the L. There's nothing else.
And you know, put yourself in the situation, middle of the night, bat flying around. Why? If you get a kid, you know, uh, I think just some people are used to bats. You know, there's people listening right now. That's not the way you do it. Right. I think most of us aren't, but again, rabies awareness, Thank you for the email. All right. Let's get to a couple of emails here.
Hanging out with rich friends. I've listened since the beginning and finally thought of a good question. 5'10 and a good day, 180. I've been practicing basketball while my eight-year-old has his select practice. If you leave me open, I'm dangerous. Let's go, JJ Redick.
My question stems from hanging out with my core friend group where one of us is a business owner and does very well for himself in life. The rest of us do just fine, mid $100,000 salary in the Midwest with a low cost of living, but it's not close to what this guy pulls down.
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