Teresa Strasser

Double diapers.

What ended up happening with us is we got home.

You know, again, they don't send you with a lot of instructions or anything.

You just sort of go home with your kids.

And we had two of them.

And we put them both in their sort of bassinets, and they were sort of sitting in the den.

And we looked into, like, Natalia's bassinet, and there was a huge spider in it.

Just a massive spider.

And not one of the thin spiders, but a thick, hairy spider.

Right, the bassinet.

And I don't know, we took them out.

I got I captured the spider or something.

Lynette had a had a had a sort of a minor meltdown.

Like, I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm like, I'm overwhelmed.

And me, because I'm the world's just worst person.

I just said, hey, get it together.

Yeah.

Because all those fucking times you hassled me about the pots or about the cooking or about the nothing in the fridge or about whatever and I just begged you to learn how to sew and you wouldn't listen and you're off seeing Bruce Springsteen.

Tough shit.