Teresa Strasser

And I'm saying that's as manly as Pat ever gets.

He's wearing a black shirt.

So I'm leaving.

We're leaving the restaurant.

I'm saying to my wife.

thought he was gay and she's saying i thought he was gay too and then i realized no i guess he's not gay sitting with his wife um and then it makes you wonder happy he ran into you whether it's uh whether it's paul schaefer or whether it's pat smear do they want you to think they're gay or just not care if you do this goes beyond not caring because they're like ryan seacrest

I believe, not now, but about three or four years ago, Ryan Seacrest used to get a little mileage of people sort of talking.

I believe he liked it.

I agree.

Like, look, if somebody said to me when I was single, are you gay?

I wouldn't be like, well, I don't talk about my sexuality.

That's for you to decide.

Or wouldn't you?

I'd be like, no, I don't suck cock.

I'd tell you if I did, but I don't.

Any different than if they asked me if I was Jewish or Al-Qaeda?

If you ask me whether I had my pilot's license, I wouldn't go, check with the FAA.

I'd just go, no.

Or I'd go, yes.

So why the fuck do you do that?