Teresa Strasser
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You keep pulling it.
Meanwhile, it's something you all mastered by the ninth grade.
Yeah, you start.
But I'm telling you like it's the first time you've ever heard it when I'm 40.
You're not going to believe this.
You're not going to believe.
Fellas, attention, fellas.
There's a way to have an orgasm without hiring a prostitute.
Good thing you already have a computer.
Yeah, do's and don'ts.
Jergens plus prel with a big X, you know, shampoo with a big X across it.
Yeah, things I've learned.
Themes to masturbate to.
Yeah, it's like, I'm 40.
Everyone's been doing this since 14.
Believe me, they know.
Yeah.
Right.
Here's a picture of me and my penis.
This is where it's flaccid.