Teresa Strasser

Yeah, that's not a strategy.

Your job is to come up with, yes, something that works, something that serves both masters and satisfies both parties, doesn't fuck over Letterman, doesn't fuck up your client, and you get to get right to the book.

As a matter of fact, if I was a publicist, I would tell – and by the way, I'd kill myself –

Before I became a publicist, so it would be mathematically impossible to become a publicist.

But I would say to Paul Schaefer, look, everyone, they're all going to bring this up immediately.

Right, they have to.

So the first thing out of your mouth should be diffuse it.

As a matter of fact, when you sit down and go, I know you want to talk Letterman.

I would too, but I can't because the suits and the attorneys told me I couldn't.

Anyway, here's the name of my book.

Right.

And by the way, I'm not gay.

Is his name Pat Smear?

Pat Smear.

Yeah.

And can we not find a picture of Pat Smear in a dress?

Because I feel like he was wearing a dress when I saw him Friday night.

We're all supposed to lose the picture.

So far, the only pictures we can find of him, he's smoking, wearing a black shirt, beating up a gay guy.

except for that oh yeah all right so uh we will uh well i i feel like he did the whole unplugged series in a dress or he did half his concert half his stage time was in a dress i'm going back and looking all right well anyway uh boy where's the time gone uh t yeah why don't you give a plug out for your website exploitingmybaby.com very funny