Teri Hatcher

And I remember Jason Alexander saying to me, good things are going to happen to you.

Good thing, you know, people do this show and then they go get other things.

I remember him saying that to me.

What was my episode?

You really?

Okay, well, good.

I'm glad that I'm glad somebody doesn't know.

Because it's probably going to be on my tombstone.

So that's why I'm just a little bit surprised.

No, I had this episode where the whole episode was Jerry was dating me.

And he didn't know if my breasts were real or fake.

And so Julia's character falls on, they think they're fake.

He thinks they're fake, so he breaks up with me.

And then she is at the gym with me and she falls on me in the sauna and realizes they're real.

So then he tries to win me back, but he's already broken up with me because he thought they were fake.

And so I find out that he's done all this.

And so I have this exit line where I find out and I'm mad that he put me through this.

And I'm like, I'm not going to date you anymore.

You're a horrible person.

And so I leave and I slam the door and then I stick my head back in and I go, and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.