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Teri Hatcher (IN STUDIO) Is “Real and Spectacular”

08 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What was Teri Hatcher's experience auditioning for The Love Boat?

0.031 - 7.941 Teri Hatcher

I kind of did the whole app routine and whatever. Not for very long. Tinder and all that type of stuff? You know, a little bit. Wordle? Huh?

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8.121 - 12.166 Unknown

Wordle? Did Dennis ever ask you out?

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13.207 - 29.127 Teri Hatcher

I don't recall him asking me out. I do recall there being some discussion about making like a clay imprint of my ass, like for an ashtray or a bowl or something. So he backs away and he looks at me and he goes,

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29.292 - 53.275 Dana Carvey

terry you have a totally average vagina so we have terry hatcher in studio very lovely yeah obviously we know her from a lot of things and uh she also happened to host snl when i was there it was my last year i think it was we did a little spade in america bit where we

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54.284 - 78.064 Dana Carvey

dressed as each other and did a bit as each other and it was pretty funny and she was very game for it she was a lot of fun she was doing i think uh lois and clark at the time i think it was or maybe desperate housewives anyway definitely had a crush on her she's so sweet she's so nice she's a very good person and uh she came in here and was a was a lot of fun

78.179 - 97.732 Unknown

Yeah, I got to know her on the podcast. She's extremely bright, very self-effacing, and her whole story around Desperate Housewives is interesting, and how she has a new podcast with the woman who played her daughter on Desperate Housewives and her actual daughter.

98.173 - 98.854 Dana Carvey

Yeah, that's right.

99.02 - 101.846 Unknown

It's kind of like Office Ladies, but for Desperate Housewives.

101.926 - 110.064 Dana Carvey

Yeah, they watch. It's a rewatch show. And she's just a lot of fun. And I think you're going to have a good time with her. And it's in studio, which is always a good time.

Chapter 2: How did Lois & Clark influence Teri Hatcher's acting career?

146.145 - 149.831 Teri Hatcher

Did you really? No, I did have a, well, you should have a test at my age.

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149.851 - 150.772 Dana Carvey

I didn't know you could do that.

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151.013 - 154.558 Teri Hatcher

I had a test and it wasn't that it was bad, but it was like, it was preventative.

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154.658 - 158.704 Unknown

No, it's great. This is the way I try to help myself now with this kind of stuff.

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158.724 - 159.385 Teri Hatcher

Yes.

159.365 - 171.66 Unknown

The old paradigm was to try to lift heavy weights and make it easy. The new paradigm is to lift lighter weights and make it hard, which usually means going very slow, staying in the work phase.

172.14 - 186.638 Teri Hatcher

I think the point that is what's good for your bones is that max out. That point at the minute 45 where you're shaking and then they make you hold that for 15 seconds and that's the part that's good.

187.006 - 192.774 Unknown

Okay. I'll see your fat and I'll see your shakiness. I'll raise you doing hill repeats.

193.214 - 193.755 Teri Hatcher

Okay.

Chapter 3: What stories does Teri share about her time on SNL?

256.192 - 264.344 Teri Hatcher

You do? Yeah, I do love movies. I think I mentioned with him, I feel like Tootsie always comes up for me.

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264.364 - 264.845 Unknown

Oh, yeah.

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264.865 - 282.485 Teri Hatcher

I feel like when I was... Figuring out almost by osmosis what comedic timing was about, I feel like Teri Garr, just like her rhythm of everything in that movie. I mean, I can repeat it like, yeah, it's music.

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282.505 - 286.91 Dana Carvey

Oh, and just like the tragic, her whole story was so rough in that movie.

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287.13 - 287.471 Teri Hatcher

Yeah.

287.531 - 289.172 Dana Carvey

She kept getting ghosted.

289.193 - 295.099 Unknown

And Chuck Dern. Chuck Dern. Charlie Dern. Charles Durning as the gilded lover.

295.86 - 297.602 Dana Carvey

Oh, it's so good. Why'd you do it?

298.383 - 300.125 Unknown

Who had a crush on Twitzy.

Chapter 4: What insights does Teri Hatcher offer about dating and being single?

318.968 - 329.084 Teri Hatcher

I'm a tomato and a tomato can't sit down. That's why, you know, like I just. And the commitment to that. Because I have to be a tomato. Because the director wouldn't let me not be a tomato. Exactly.

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329.104 - 329.865 Unknown

Sorry, I had to.

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329.885 - 332.889 Teri Hatcher

No, it's it. It brings it out in me too, I understand.

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332.909 - 335.213 Dana Carvey

Anyway, that's a great. But Terry Garr, also Young Frankenstein.

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335.233 - 339.7 Teri Hatcher

Was she Young Frankenstein? That's another one. Yes, she was. My knockers. Something about her knockers.

339.72 - 342.264 Dana Carvey

Oh, thank you, doctor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

342.324 - 343.626 Unknown

She's something else.

343.606 - 344.267 Dana Carvey

Shit.

344.287 - 346.831 Unknown

Good Lord. So you have a podcast.

Chapter 5: How does Teri Hatcher describe her transition into comedy?

378.053 - 381.899 Teri Hatcher

She came to me, and so the podcast is called Desperately Devoted.

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382.019 - 384.202 Unknown

Desperately Devoted, and your two co-stars are?

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384.242 - 390.752 Teri Hatcher

Andrea Bowen, who was my television daughter, and Emerson Tenney, who's my real-life daughter.

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390.772 - 391.192 Unknown

Yeah, who's pregnant.

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391.212 - 414.501 Teri Hatcher

And the thing that I thought was fun about that, because Andrea said, would you ever want to do this Desperate Housewives rewatch? And I was sort of like, you know, I don't know. But what I thought was interesting and what I like about podcasts, like you guys, for example, I just like friends talking. And when I'm doing my dishes, I've got my headphones on, I'm cleaning my house, whatever.

414.481 - 423.055 Teri Hatcher

It's enough with the news and enough with the self-help. And, you know, I listen to those too. But I really like just the community and just the talking.

423.075 - 430.467 Dana Carvey

It's almost like having dinner. It's almost like that's because Dane and I will obviously talk over you the whole time. Perfect. It's like dinner.

430.628 - 434.294 Unknown

When you're on a roll, looking really good, we tend to jump in. Sorry. I love it.

434.394 - 435.576 Dana Carvey

Stop the momentum.

Chapter 6: What challenges did Teri face while filming Desperate Housewives?

459.085 - 480.1 Teri Hatcher

So the elements of Beyond the Desperate Housewives of it, which – There is a big fan base for it, and it is kind of fun, actually. I haven't seen the show in 20 years and was genuinely surprised and pleased, almost like watching something that I wasn't in. Like, wow, that's a great show.

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480.441 - 481.783 Unknown

Yeah, a fun show.

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483.106 - 503.787 Teri Hatcher

And so that's fun, but we're really using it as a springboard for, to kind of talk about life, and I felt like, you know, my daughter is 27, she's a screenwriter, she's gay, she has a wonderful girlfriend that she lives with, Andrea is 35, she's newly married, she's about to have a baby, and I'm 60 and pathetically single, and it just felt like we covered everything.

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503.767 - 512.763 Unknown

Well, I'm actually starting a podcast called Pathetically Single. Okay, you ripped off my, that was my next. I'm a host. I wasn't going to host it. We could co-host.

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513.083 - 513.985 Teri Hatcher

Because I'm married.

514.005 - 518.132 Unknown

You could be Pathetically Married. Pathetically Single. You could do a spinoff.

518.332 - 520.416 Teri Hatcher

I love it. I love it. You got to start somewhere.

520.456 - 521.758 Unknown

How could you be single?

522.582 - 523.663 Teri Hatcher

Well, I never leave my house.

Chapter 7: What does Teri Hatcher reveal about her new podcast?

596.238 - 597.22 Dana Carvey

What happened with you and Isaac?

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597.52 - 599.263 Teri Hatcher

Nothing happened with me and Isaac.

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599.283 - 600.284 Dana Carvey

Oh, I think something happened.

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600.304 - 603.349 Teri Hatcher

No, nothing happened with me and Isaac. Isaac got around.

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603.329 - 605.432 Dana Carvey

How many episodes were you in? I think it was a ship's bartender.

605.932 - 613.462 Teri Hatcher

I did, I think it was 26 or 22. Shut up. Oh, you were on that much? Yeah, well, it was the entire last year of the show.

613.482 - 614.504 Dana Carvey

Were you the Julie McCoy?

615.085 - 620.251 Teri Hatcher

No, but Julie, the way I got an agent, like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm telling you guys this story. This is great.

620.271 - 621.073 Unknown

Please, I'm going to report.

Chapter 8: How does Teri reflect on her life and career choices?

692.003 - 694.447 Dana Carvey

Do not bring your prettier girlfriend.

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694.467 - 700.758 Teri Hatcher

That's a mistake. There's your lesson number one. So I... won that and then what they did with all these individual winners.

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700.778 - 703.262 Dana Carvey

You won it casually in front of your friends?

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703.282 - 712.176 Unknown

Just for a second. Just for a second. She brings you along. Gee, I'll tag along. You've got orthodontic work and stuff. So did you sing and dance or what did you do?

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712.196 - 718.386 Teri Hatcher

We didn't sing at that point. We just danced. So it was like a chorus line kind of a thing, you know, where you get eliminated.

718.406 - 720.649 Unknown

So you want to dance solo in one? Or how did you? Could you dance?

720.669 - 727.479 Teri Hatcher

Well, I do dance. I grew up dancing. We had to do a jazz combination and tap lessons.

727.559 - 728.16 Unknown

And you could just do that.

728.46 - 729.241 Teri Hatcher

And I could just do that.

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