Thalia
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303 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Thalia’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Because you didn't like how it felt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a little too touchy.
Oh, that was a big no-no. You would have been 13. Yeah, I guess I would have been 13. And you had thoughts on boys netting in your board shorts?
I only wore boxer shorts. And then when I would get into a swimsuit with the netting, I felt like I was in women's panties. Like all of a sudden I was in a tiny little tight panty.
And it was confusing. Some parts good, some parts bad.
So we're on the end of the dock doing a dive contest and we're just going back and forth. We're swimming around, having fun. It's my turn. And so I go to jump off the dock. I realize now that I didn't spot my landing, which we always used to do. The guess is, what do you think happened next after I jumped off the dock?
Okay, if you jumped off a dock into a river and you hadn't spotted your landing, I'm trying to think what obstacles would be in the river.
I'm thinking more something roped to the dock. Maybe a watercraft.
Okay, those are our guesses. Rock and watercraft.
I land on top of a steaming nettle or a jellyfish. Oh. Oh.
I didn't even know they dwelled in rivers.
Yeah, they come up north in Nanticoke River in August, which is why we always spotted our landings. But I hit with my left foot on the dome of a pretty big jellyfish. And it rode past my toes, up my gigantic board shorts, in my taint, around my crack, everywhere. And then it stopped on my double-knotted waistband.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not understanding. You land on this jellyfish, and then the tentacles come up around your legs?
My foot comes down on top of it, and then it just slides itself up my leg.
Oh, my God.
Like stockings, all the way up to my pelvis. Wow, wow. So immediately you get the shock of a nettle sting. In my mind, I think I landed on something that's gone into my foot. It's just shooting pain. I come out of the water screaming. Probably says something about the kind of kid I was that no one immediately looked for what's wrong with Kyle, but I start swimming into the shore as fast as I can.
Somewhere, In the swim, I realized what must have happened. So it feels like there was a bunch of hair gel in my bathing suit. And I just take it off so that I can get away from the nettle. And then I'm high step running out of the water with 25 people around, including two very cute neighbor girls who I had been talking to throughout the summer.
And you've got your shorts completely off.
Totally off. 12-year-old Hynie just running towards the house. My papa had put in like a shower stall. So I run into there. I lock it. I'm just crying, hiding, embarrassed. And I'm trying to rip off these nettles that are wrapped around my leg. Everything else you can imagine below the belly button.
Will you explain nettles just a little bit? Because I'm not familiar with that term.
Think jellyfish. Think like Finding Nemo, those sort of jellyfish. These are called steaming nettles there. It is what you imagine. Tentacles with the barbs that stick and sting.
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