Theo Von
speaker
63,136 appearances
135 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 4d ago
Theo Von’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And we did get tetan shots just to make sure everybody was okay.
Like damn.
Yeah, if you don't know what it was like, go home to your house, okay?
Go home to your house, right?
And
Open up, don't even open up the silverware drawer.
Open the drawer next to the silverware drawer.
The one that just has the tongs and the fuck and like the corn like the corn cob holder and just like the hair spray.
It's like that one that has tape and pictures of missing children.
The one that has like the BTK starter kit in it.
The one that has like all your grill you go to go get that one that has batteries and fucking bad dreams in it.
Go open that drawer at your house.
And then slam your head into it four hundred and two hundred times and fifty times, you little f piece of shit.
And that
is what it was like.
Bye time!
BATAM!
Bro, there's no way, bro.
The calcium loss alone from our bones from just dealing with that, unbelievable.
I'm sure I'll need cartilage work, but praise be to God that we made it through it.
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