Theo Von
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Like, it was yesterday.
I had, like, you know, two sticks put together.
And I was like, this thing's been sitting for a while.
Let me peep its face.
Dude, just a void where its face was, like, things ate its face.
Just a hole for where its face was.
And I was like, damn, it fucked me up.
Fuck, you're living in a damn saw episode over there.
Dude, gardening's crazy.
Gardening is crazy, though, because you have little spider allies.
I see my orb weavers in my garden.
They're on my team fighting the bugs, the rats.
I'm trying to fight the rats, but we got them, I think, under control.
How did you know that you were having issues with the rats?
I'd see them right in my face, just munching my shit.
I'd open the door, and they'd just be munching my shit.