Theo Von
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63,136 appearances
135 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 6d ago
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She would like we would go to the McDonald's, you know, once we get the chores done on Saturday, the big thing was we would get to go to McDonald's, right?
So she would make us listen to Brian Adams and Leonard Cohen and shit, and like we fucking didn't even know what this shit was.
And we're sitting there like, have I told you lately?
That I love you.
I'm out there that's fucking nose deep in a toilet bowl, cleaning this bitch, cleaning whites, bro.
I was four years old doing fucking whites and colors, bruh.
And you know, cause those are the two that I knew just from that neighborhood we lived in.
But those are, you know, those are the loads I was responsible for, dude.
Then she would take us to McDonald's, bro.
But we kind of had this like pattern where we got to order.
And then she would like kind of shush ush a little bit and she would order a McFish, but like it was like a like it was on like a special menu, like it was like like an entree or something that they had there, you know.
She kind of like, she always had this weird superiority.
She's like, all right, now quiet down.
And she's like, and I'll have a McFish.
You know, like it was a fucking like like these motherfuckers don't care.
It's the same shit.
It's just chicken that they fucking squirted some fish flavor on.
It's fucking.
But she always had, like, I don't know, my mother always had this weird, ugh.
You're still tight with mom, right?
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