Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 2d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #685 - Joey Diaz · 25 Sep 2026 podcast

And they had some dude he would always they call him the Hammond Slurper, right?

This dude would get out and he was just a gay dude, or he'd pretend like he wasn't gay or whatever, but he was really being gay.

But he would be like, you know, hey guys, if anybody wants it here and Hammond, he would just make an announcement.

I was like, you know, like, I'm giving it out, you know?

And everybody'd be just sitting there like,

Like fucking who's gonna get up, you know, who's like winning the gay lottery or whatever.

And every now and then you'd see some dude like, I'ma step out to smoke or something and somebody go follow him over there and he was blowing dudes over there and ham and over there, hemming Louisiana.

Where the blowjob's always wet, brother, 'cause of the humidity anyway, you know?

You fucking just put your wiener in the air and you feel like something's sucking on it.

Just that kind of area over there.

But yeah, Greyhound, I'm trying to think.

Bring up anything on Greyhound.

You got any crazy stuff that some of the stuff that's happened on Greyhound, I used to get on Greyhound Twitter feed, right?

This is what I used to do.

I would get on there because they have a bus help, it's at it's at Greyhound bus help or something.

And I would people would be like, Look, we pulled over here off the LIE.

This motherfucker's on fire, right?

Somebody's calling somebody's four year old a f or whatever.

And I would be like, I would just reply from my personal Twitter.

I'd be like,

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