Theo Von
speaker
64,122 appearances
136 recordings
13 series
first heard Aug 2018
last heard 2d ago
Theo Von’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Huh?
No.
It was a girl I knew.
Okay.
We were riding.
No condom, fuck it.
Yeah.
two strangers.
They didn't have any condoms on the bus.
I remember even asking a driver and it was at night.
And he's like, I told him straight up.
I was like, I'm trying to make out with my lady back here.
And he's like, well, I'll drive real slow if you break me off an extra $40.
So I fucking hooked him up.
And he drove like, he probably drove 25 on the interstate.
Almost like a romantic sort of thing in a way.
Cause you don't get to go that slow in the interstate.
I mean, this was back when a miles per hour was probably fifty-five.
But he put the flashing lights on and shit.
I felt like a fucking like a president or something.
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