Theo Von

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62,921 appearances 132 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 2d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

And just

Fucking just hum it into a into a crowd of people.

Just fucking skip that bitch.

You know how people skip it across a lake.

I just wanted to just skip that bitch right off the top of a crowd.

Just spink, bing, bink, bing.

just hit a fucking bunch of people, even hit a fucking guy in a wheelchair or whatever.

I don't give a shit.

That's how that's how I was feeling, dude.

I don't care if it hits a f hits a fucking

woman or a native American, I don't care.

I don't care if or just somebody with braids.

Let's just say that then.

But I just I I don't know.

It just like

I don't know.

Now I'm feeling upset that I'm upset, but

So I but for like a week I was just dealing with like haircut shame, you know.

And sometimes when I get angry, I wish my w cause like all my

Like my angst, it just somehow it end there's this feeling and I wanna detach this sounds crazy, but I wanna detach my wiener and just hum that bitch out into a chorus or a crowd of people just singing in the street.

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