Theo Von

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62,921 appearances 132 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 2d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

And one of them just gets they get clipped right in the jaw with it.

And they're like, What was that?

Like, that's a D sharp bitch, okay?

Get on tune, cu.

You just wanna throw your wien I don't know why my wien I just wanna throw my wiener at somebody.

Yeah, and I'm sorry if I and I'm sorry if that's offending some P or I don't f I don't care today, dude.

I do not care today.

I do care, but

I'm saying I don't.

Yeah, I've just always wanted that I just always wanted my wiener to come off of me.

It just like I don't know, sometimes it feels like that's where some of my madness lives.

So um

But you'd only be able to detach it when you're angry, right?

It would only that would be how

Because otherwise guys would kind of take advantage of the situation.

They would be like some lazy guy would just be like, you know, he he doesn't want to like get his dog a toy or something.

So he he would just t just keep throwing his wiener down the he'd just keep throwing that bitch down the street or whatever, and the dog would run and get it or whatever.

But then the dog would escape with it one day.

And that would be the tough part.

And then you have to like kind of wander around town.

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