Theo Von

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62,921 appearances 132 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 2d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

You're like, Yeah, have you seen

Have you seen like an Australian shepherd with with a small wiener in its mouth?

Um anyway.

Yeah.

I'm just complaining about my haircut.

And then dude, I made the mistake, I'll say this, of complaining about my haircut to a bald friend.

Has anybody done that's do not do that, man.

I call my buddy Shane, he's like

And I I'm talking, I'm just like, dude, I'm fucking pissed, you know?

And the haircutter, he was nice, but he just he did like I told him.

And then at the end he's like, sorry, kind of my ego got the best of me.

And I'm just like, You're what do you f I have to wander around now?

Looking like this.

You know, and it's getting better, I agree.

But I f I just looked like a ca I don't know.

I felt like a fucking cactus in a halfway house or something.

I just

I don't know.

I just felt like I fucking just wanted to rub methadone into my scalp.

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