Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 4d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

Because otherwise guys would kind of take advantage of the situation.

They would be like some lazy guy would just be like, you know, he he doesn't want to like get his dog a toy or something.

So he he would just t just keep throwing his wiener down the he'd just keep throwing that bitch down the street or whatever, and the dog would run and get it or whatever.

But then the dog would escape with it one day.

And that would be the tough part.

And then you have to like kind of wander around town.

You're like, Yeah, have you seen

Have you seen like an Australian shepherd with with a small wiener in its mouth?

Um anyway.

Yeah.

I'm just complaining about my haircut.

And then dude, I made the mistake, I'll say this, of complaining about my haircut to a bald friend.

Has anybody done that's do not do that, man.

I call my buddy Shane, he's like

And I I'm talking, I'm just like, dude, I'm fucking pissed, you know?

And the haircutter, he was nice, but he just he did like I told him.

And then at the end he's like, sorry, kind of my ego got the best of me.

And I'm just like, You're what do you f I have to wander around now?

Looking like this.

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