Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 4d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

You know, and it's getting better, I agree.

But I f I just looked like a ca I don't know.

I felt like a fucking cactus in a halfway house or something.

I just

I don't know.

I just felt like I fucking just wanted to rub methadone into my scalp.

I just

It didn't feel good.

But yeah, I call my bald friend.

That's a worse idea.

And halfway through the conversation I realized, fuck, dude, Shane is

Bolt and he's like, Oh man, I hear you, dude.

He's like, I remember he's like, I remember we had a science project due.

And I remember making this volcano and then I remember looking down at it and some of my hair had fallen out onto it.

It means like and I was nine years old.

I'm like, oh fuck, this is

This conversation's gonna be longer than I expected.

He's like, Yeah, I remember my grandmother had a hairless cat and uh

And I was patting it and snuggling with it and then one time I looked down and it and it had hair on it.

And it was my hair.

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