Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 4d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

It just like

I don't know.

Now I'm feeling upset that I'm upset, but

So I but for like a week I was just dealing with like haircut shame, you know.

And sometimes when I get angry, I wish my w cause like all my

Like my angst, it just somehow it end there's this feeling and I wanna detach this sounds crazy, but I wanna detach my wiener and just hum that bitch out into a chorus or a crowd of people just singing in the street.

And one of them just gets they get clipped right in the jaw with it.

And they're like, What was that?

Like, that's a D sharp bitch, okay?

Get on tune, cu.

You just wanna throw your wien I don't know why my wien I just wanna throw my wiener at somebody.

Yeah, and I'm sorry if I and I'm sorry if that's offending some P or I don't f I don't care today, dude.

I do not care today.

I do care, but

I'm saying I don't.

Yeah, I've just always wanted that I just always wanted my wiener to come off of me.

It just like I don't know, sometimes it feels like that's where some of my madness lives.

So um

But you'd only be able to detach it when you're angry, right?

It would only that would be how

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