Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 4d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

I I'm okay if I look like shit.

It just I wanna look like the type of shit that I want to look like.

And it freaking pissed me off.

It frickin' pissed me off, dude.

And I don't get that angry much, but it pissed me off.

And I just wanted to honestly do I just wanted to pull my wiener off and fucking

And just

Fucking just hum it into a into a crowd of people.

Just fucking skip that bitch.

You know how people skip it across a lake.

I just wanted to just skip that bitch right off the top of a crowd.

Just spink, bing, bink, bing.

just hit a fucking bunch of people, even hit a fucking guy in a wheelchair or whatever.

I don't give a shit.

That's how that's how I was feeling, dude.

I don't care if it hits a f hits a fucking

woman or a native American, I don't care.

I don't care if or just somebody with braids.

Let's just say that then.

But I just I I don't know.

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