Theo Von

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64,122 appearances 136 recordings 13 series first heard Aug 2018 last heard 4d ago

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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von · #684 - Bad Haircut · 19 Sep 2026 podcast

But it's my it's like

I don't know, the guy cut it away that I didn't want it.

And so

N just

You know, I'm I'm okay if it looks like shit if it's the way I want it to look li if it's

I if as long as it's the way I want it to look like shit.

You know, I'd set uh uh and he was a nice guy, right?

But I'd said like I'd want a half inch off and the first thing he does is just rip two inches off of everywhere.

And you're if you're a guy like me who d you know, does is

Isn't overall familiar with a lot of inches.

You notice when you su suddenly lose two of them bitches, dude.

And so I was just like

I was in New York City and you know, it's a time where I was like gonna be out and about and walking around and like

Yeah, I just got into like just haircut shame, dude, and frustration.

I felt like even the birds wouldn't look at me.

Do you ever have like that?

Were you just like, even the fucking birds won't even

Like even a stream, like if we're walking through a park, even the stream kind of flows the other way.

It just like that's the effect it had on me.

I just like

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