Tiff Baira

seduce my brain I think if you're just like it's you friends first and having fun and then it just you just kind of like fall in love no what we love about technology like who needs a boy when you have a toy like oh my god I love it

seduce my brain I think if you're just like it's you friends first and having fun and then it just you just kind of like fall in love no what we love about technology like who needs a boy when you have a toy like oh my god I love it

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. This is like church.

Oh, my God. This is like church.

Take me to church. I can imagine you church. Okay. You are such an expert. I actually want to go through. I'm so curious. I want to pick your brain on a lot of, like, play some top fives. Gorgeous. Because I feel like it's not just matchmaking in New York, honey. You know everything, everything. Yeah. So all the things surrounding dating. Okay, so for example, what are your top five NYC bars?

Take me to church. I can imagine you church. Okay. You are such an expert. I actually want to go through. I'm so curious. I want to pick your brain on a lot of, like, play some top fives. Gorgeous. Because I feel like it's not just matchmaking in New York, honey. You know everything, everything. Yeah. So all the things surrounding dating. Okay, so for example, what are your top five NYC bars?

And I'll share mine. Please. You share yours, you share mine. It will probably show how fucking old I am and how young and cool you are, but that's okay. Millennial and Gen Z. Okay.

And I'll share mine. Please. You share yours, you share mine. It will probably show how fucking old I am and how young and cool you are, but that's okay. Millennial and Gen Z. Okay.

I like dating some of those Gen Z boys. Hey! They're so emotionally available. It's weird.

I like dating some of those Gen Z boys. Hey! They're so emotionally available. It's weird.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

I always tell everyone. I'm eventually going to have to say this man's name. He's quite well-known, but he's 52 years old, and he texted me W-Y-D. And when I tell you, I went on, I changed my age demo to 28 to 38. I'm like, I'm not dating anyone over the age of my age anymore. Wow, I love that. W-I-D. W-I-D, I'm terrified. And you have like a 15-year-old daughter. Stop it.

I always tell everyone. I'm eventually going to have to say this man's name. He's quite well-known, but he's 52 years old, and he texted me W-Y-D. And when I tell you, I went on, I changed my age demo to 28 to 38. I'm like, I'm not dating anyone over the age of my age anymore. Wow, I love that. W-I-D. W-I-D, I'm terrified. And you have like a 15-year-old daughter. Stop it.

He was a silver fox though? So of course I replied. You're like, nothing much. Nothing much. Get a martini. Taking a bath. Thinking of you. Yeah, thinking in the bath, thinking of you. And I'm like rotting on my sofa and haven't showered in two days.

He was a silver fox though? So of course I replied. You're like, nothing much. Nothing much. Get a martini. Taking a bath. Thinking of you. Yeah, thinking in the bath, thinking of you. And I'm like rotting on my sofa and haven't showered in two days.

Just like sleeping in my silk negligee and rubbing beautiful lotion and thinking of you. And I'm just like crying with a face mask on. All my period and sweats ordering three different types of DoorDash. We are the same. Literally, that's what I do. When I say any, oh, I hope guys don't watch this. Whenever I send my hottest text, I'm literally at my ugliest.

Just like sleeping in my silk negligee and rubbing beautiful lotion and thinking of you. And I'm just like crying with a face mask on. All my period and sweats ordering three different types of DoorDash. We are the same. Literally, that's what I do. When I say any, oh, I hope guys don't watch this. Whenever I send my hottest text, I'm literally at my ugliest.