Tim Dillon
👤 Speaker
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The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
He likes wearing big tits around the house.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
No marriage is perfect, by the way, and no marriage, you make sacrifices in any marriage.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You think it's all going to be perfect?
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You think it's all going to be your wedding night or your engagement photos on Instagram?
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
Here's what it becomes.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You're the head of Homeland Security.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
A woman just got shot in the face.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You call her a terrorist.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And your husband's got size H tits.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And he's on with cam girls getting domed.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's what marriage is.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's what it is, kids.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
What do you think it is?
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
Well, I was, I had someone at the beach and they were in the tall grass and nobody knew.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And I got proposed to, and he had his friend there.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
Like I didn't even know.