Tim Dillon
👤 Speaker
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Podcast Appearances
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And his friend was taking photos.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And like the exact moment I said, yes, it was captured.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And it was like, it's the most amazing engagement photo.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
It's like so real.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
I was literally crying and,
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And it was just the greatest moment of my life.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's not what marriage is.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's 1% of marriage.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
The other 99% of marriage is discovering your husband's fake tits with blood on your hands.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's the other 99% of marriage.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
The blood of Alex Preddy is on your hands and you pick up your husband's saline tits.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
That's the other 99%.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
And you don't quit.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You're having an affair.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
You've got tits on and we're all murderers here.
The Tim Dillon Show
490 - Bye Bye Bondi & Hello Mommy
It doesn't matter.