Tim Kurkjian

I have not, and that's a fact. I get everything cooked really all the way through. A couple times, steak was a little bit rare, but I just said, it's not important, I'll eat it anyway. So no, I've never sent anything back at a restaurant. Tim, have you ever played Domino's? I have. I wasn't very good at them, but I played Domino's.

I don't even know what that is, but I've only had two cups of coffee in my life. So if that has anything to do with coffee and both of them were on the radio because Mike Greenberg was amazed during the Mike and Mike show that I'd never had a cup of coffee. So I drank one and then another three weeks later on the air just to show that I've actually had a cup of coffee. It's really pathetic.

I don't even know what that is, but I've only had two cups of coffee in my life. So if that has anything to do with coffee and both of them were on the radio because Mike Greenberg was amazed during the Mike and Mike show that I'd never had a cup of coffee. So I drank one and then another three weeks later on the air just to show that I've actually had a cup of coffee. It's really pathetic.

But as you know, I

But as you know, I

drink a diet mountain dew every morning with the box scores which is great in fact dan bought me a refrigerator uh that had diet mountain dew written all over it um but i had to i had to throw it out because the motor in it was broken and it sounded like there was a lawnmower in my room yeah a gift didn't go the way i intended to i just sent him a loud he had a good run with it and he had to throw it out and it was heavy how long did you have it uh about about a year

drink a diet mountain dew every morning with the box scores which is great in fact dan bought me a refrigerator uh that had diet mountain dew written all over it um but i had to i had to throw it out because the motor in it was broken and it sounded like there was a lawnmower in my room yeah a gift didn't go the way i intended to i just sent him a loud he had a good run with it and he had to throw it out and it was heavy how long did you have it uh about about a year

But I did go to Cuba, and I had a mojito, which I'd never had before. Whoa.

But I did go to Cuba, and I had a mojito, which I'd never had before. Whoa.

Poor Pop Pop. Yeah, we have several of them this week. Thanks, Dan. See you guys. I miss you guys.

Poor Pop Pop. Yeah, we have several of them this week. Thanks, Dan. See you guys. I miss you guys.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.

Well, okay, what license did I take with Tim Duncan screaming on the court that was unfair?

Well, okay, what license did I take with Tim Duncan screaming on the court that was unfair?

You shit your pants? You ran away shitting.

You shit your pants? You ran away shitting.

Hasn't been a good look for 30 years.