Tim Kurkjian

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907 appearances 11 recordings 3 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard 15 Jul

Tim Kurkjian’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The Dan Le Batard Show · The Big Suey: Buster Olney Looks Like… (feat. Tim Kurkjian) · 16 Apr 2025 podcast

No, because we got in a discussion about milking a cow, and I told him I'd milked one cow in my entire life. It was a disaster at Ferguson Farm when my daughter was in the fifth grade, and I said he, meaning the cow, was not interested in giving up a lot of milk. to which Buster started to scream at me. Guy grew up on a dairy farm. I didn't even know that it was only the females that give milk.

Did you guys know that? Of course we did. Male cows are bulls.

I was just thinking about Jeff Van Gundy, too. God, he's so funny. Queen of hearts. Jeff Van Gundy. What was the first one I ever heard? Jeff Van Gundy looks like the queen of hearts. The medical examiner who does an autopsy while eating a ham sandwich. He remembers.

Yes. Yes. A Secret Service agent. I walked by him at the White House. This was years ago. He didn't say hello. He just acknowledged my presence and said, Andy Reid looks like and kind of had an ellipsis after that. And then I walked away and he said, don't mind if I do. That was the Secret Service agent. Agent! Fellas, I'm not making this up.

Every day of my life, every day, somebody comes up to me and says something about the stupid levitard show looks like. Yesterday, a guy, like, tackled me at the grocery store and just said, Adam Silver looks like the lone french fry in a bag of onion rings. And then he just, like, kept on walking. That's how you do it. This is what your show has done to my life.

Well, that's inaccurate because I know Buster very well, and he might be the first guy to get out of the car and say, you jumped in line in front of me, move out. Wow. He wouldn't do it under the steering wheel. He would go right into the guy's face. Buster is a buster on every level.

But, Timmy, you would do it under the steering wheel, right? You would.

Yeah, I'm not sure the last time I ever did that. But yes, I've told you guys I get a little bit more impatient in a car than I should. And it worried me that I read some story once. That your personality in your car is your true personality. So that worries me a little bit because I can get a little impatient while driving a car.

I don't know. I have not. Now, I have done it by myself, probably to myself, but I don't think I've ever done that to another human being.

he's a commissioner there are more looks like about him than anybody else ridiculous jim jim rome looks like the guy who regularly takes practice golf swings in his office

Well, thank you. He's the producer. He's the director. He's the co-host. He's the technical advisor. He is the marketing guy. He does everything for the show. All I do is show up now three days a week and provide some content. He does everything else.

And I told you guys, I drive from Maryland three hours to his house in Philadelphia to do the podcast, A, because it's better face to face, but B, if something goes wrong with the technology, he will be there to fix it, to repair it, whereas I, being the worst of all time at this, if anything goes wrong with my computer, I am completely lost.

I am the worst of all time at so many things, but nobody is worse at technology than me.

With all due respect to me, he should be driving to you. I mean...

No, no, no, no. It's not all three. We just went to three days a week. So once a week, I'm driving three hours to my son's house to make sure that the show goes properly. We have learned how to do it remotely. He set up everything in my house, so I know how to do it. But no, he should not be coming to me as a one-year-old daughter, my granddaughter.

So there's no way we're going to make him work when I'm the one that can easily get in the car and drive.

Right. Well, I always have had a great relationship with my son, Jeff, but it's gotten way better, if that's possible, through the podcast. Now we talk about 25 times a day. Who are you going to have on as the next guest? What are the questions for this week? What's the question quandary? We go over this every day. every single day. We're taping today at 11 a.m. And I can't wait.

It has been the highlight of my entire career. And I don't care how corny that sounds. This is something we've always wanted to do. We laugh and we learn. And the good thing is Jeff's not a big baseball fan. So he's a good baseball fan. He doesn't know a lot. because he grew up watching Whose Line Is It Anyway instead of watching every baseball game every night like his dopey pop pop.

So he knows so much about pop culture and music and everything else. And I don't know anything except for baseball and basketball and sitcoms from the 60s. So we're a good combination.

Timmy, the Padres, the best team in baseball?

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