Tim Kurkjian
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Actually thinks they could put a ball in play against a major league pitcher today. You've got to be kidding me. And 102 is an incomprehensible rate of speed. Chris, sit down. You have zero chance. None of you guys would get a bunt down against Garrett Cole or anybody else. No. Left-handed, right-handed. No chance. Chris, you have a good swing, I can tell.
Actually thinks they could put a ball in play against a major league pitcher today. You've got to be kidding me. And 102 is an incomprehensible rate of speed. Chris, sit down. You have zero chance. None of you guys would get a bunt down against Garrett Cole or anybody else. No. Left-handed, right-handed. No chance. Chris, you have a good swing, I can tell.
But 102 is something that you have never seen or anybody else in that room.
But 102 is something that you have never seen or anybody else in that room.
But 102 is something that you have never seen or anybody else in that room.
No, no. Mike, he's going to buzz the tower with the first pitch. He's going to scare the life out of you with the first pitch. And then you and everyone else in that room, Chris included, is going to be afraid to get back in there after he throws it at your face with the first pitch.
No, no. Mike, he's going to buzz the tower with the first pitch. He's going to scare the life out of you with the first pitch. And then you and everyone else in that room, Chris included, is going to be afraid to get back in there after he throws it at your face with the first pitch.
No, no. Mike, he's going to buzz the tower with the first pitch. He's going to scare the life out of you with the first pitch. And then you and everyone else in that room, Chris included, is going to be afraid to get back in there after he throws it at your face with the first pitch.
I asked Dusty Baker once, he asked me about facing Bob Gibson. So he went to Hank Aaron and said, I'm facing Bob Gibson tonight, what should I think about? And Hank Aaron said, whatever you do, don't look at him. Whatever you do, don't talk to him. And if he knocks you down, do not charge the mound, because he will beat your ass. The same thing would happen to you, Mike.
I asked Dusty Baker once, he asked me about facing Bob Gibson. So he went to Hank Aaron and said, I'm facing Bob Gibson tonight, what should I think about? And Hank Aaron said, whatever you do, don't look at him. Whatever you do, don't talk to him. And if he knocks you down, do not charge the mound, because he will beat your ass. The same thing would happen to you, Mike.
I asked Dusty Baker once, he asked me about facing Bob Gibson. So he went to Hank Aaron and said, I'm facing Bob Gibson tonight, what should I think about? And Hank Aaron said, whatever you do, don't look at him. Whatever you do, don't talk to him. And if he knocks you down, do not charge the mound, because he will beat your ass. The same thing would happen to you, Mike.
You point a bat at a Major League pitcher, he's going to kick your ass no matter what. Sorry.
You point a bat at a Major League pitcher, he's going to kick your ass no matter what. Sorry.
You point a bat at a Major League pitcher, he's going to kick your ass no matter what. Sorry.
No, and he would have zero chance. Ja, genau. That was because Dan asked me a stupid question, as he always does, and I came up with a stupid answer. Buzz the Tower.
No, and he would have zero chance. Ja, genau. That was because Dan asked me a stupid question, as he always does, and I came up with a stupid answer. Buzz the Tower.
No, and he would have zero chance. Ja, genau. That was because Dan asked me a stupid question, as he always does, and I came up with a stupid answer. Buzz the Tower.
Wir haben es getimt. Chris, Mike, wenn es eine Konkurrenz ist und der Pitcher verliert, Jacob deGrom verliert, wenn du es in Spiel oder Kontakt machst, wird er nicht verlieren. Er wird sicher machen, dass du keinen Kontakt machst, auch wenn er auf und in schieΓen muss.
Wir haben es getimt. Chris, Mike, wenn es eine Konkurrenz ist und der Pitcher verliert, Jacob deGrom verliert, wenn du es in Spiel oder Kontakt machst, wird er nicht verlieren. Er wird sicher machen, dass du keinen Kontakt machst, auch wenn er auf und in schieΓen muss.
Wir haben es getimt. Chris, Mike, wenn es eine Konkurrenz ist und der Pitcher verliert, Jacob deGrom verliert, wenn du es in Spiel oder Kontakt machst, wird er nicht verlieren. Er wird sicher machen, dass du keinen Kontakt machst, auch wenn er auf und in schieΓen muss.