Tim Miller

It's worth just noting really quick that out in front of the Lincoln Memorial, there was just a ton of trash.

And Trump's been talking about how he beautified the reflecting pool and how great it looks.

Well, the reflecting pool was, like, green the next morning.

And I don't know.

These guys were probably pissing in it or dumping their Bud Light in it or something.

But anyway...

I don't know if that vomit was real or whatever, but there's this guy spitting up on himself talking about how scary black men are the night before he goes into the White House and starts making trans jokes about Michelle Obama on what should be a celebration of the country.

The whole thing is so just gross and yucky.

Some throwing up on himself.

This show is full of... Here's part of the reason you haven't seen that.

Part of the reason you haven't seen that was because of the corruption of this deal.

So when they first said that this is going to happen, again, it was initially supposed to be a national celebration on R250.

Trump gets Dana White on board, who's the head of the UFC.

Dana White says, hey, that sounds great.

It will be nonpolitical.

We'll put it on CBS so everybody can see it.

We have a partnership with them.

Instead, what they did was put it behind their paywall on Paramount+.

So in addition to having it just be a total abomination, everybody had to get a little taste, too.

So we wanted to make sure that for any of the UFC fans who are not Paramount Plus subscribers...