Tim Wilson

Oh, boy, here we go.

You've got a pop quiz for us, or we've got to mark something out of 10?

No, I just said – just before the 8 o'clock news, I'm right about awards.

Awards have gone to the dogs, haven't they?

It's just a bunch of left-leaning whiners, whinges, and bitches, and the fun is no longer there.

Do you have awards in your world?

Tim, what's your world?

What would you call the world that you operate in currently?

What's that world?

I don't think there's such a thing as the think tank Oscars, so no, we don't have that.

So you don't have a think tank?

Well, our team here at NZME, our in-house legal team, won the best small team award at the in-house legal team awards.

Well, open a bottle of Fanta and share the chicken pieces around.

What I'm saying is if there's an in-house legal team award, surely there's a think tank awards, isn't there?

You know what?

I think the think tank Oscars.

That's true.

There's nothing wrong with coming to the office with a full desk of work ahead of you.

They know it.

The other thing I must raise with you two people is it's Sam.