Timm Woods
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394 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Timm Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm sorry to say, from your strength, that is not quite enough to tie her up, unfortunately. You're fighting with her, and she is not tied up at the moment. It is now Hippo Maximus' turn. And I guess you could order your moth to do something, if you wanted to. Um... No, it's fine for right now. It's fine for right now. Absolutely. Hippo Maximus right after you go.
The sister's going to get a chance to do something. Step-sister. And the Dwaygar with the hammer and crossbow, who has four hit points left, is going to get to do something, including wake up a teammate if he really wants to.
Yes, absolutely. Now, technically, neither of them have surrendered just yet. Shreddet likes one of us, and the other one has not surrendered, but it would be very easy to get them to surrender. Do you want to try to get them to surrender first and then ask them questions? Yes, I would like to get them to surrender. Absolutely.
I'll say you've got one roll, a d20 plus one, because it's hard to intimidate people in turtle form. D20 plus one. Okay. That'll be a 14. 14 plus one is a 15. Were you trying to intimidate Shredette, who is the harder? The hypnotized ones can't be, like, they're not hearing anybody right now.
So your choices are Shredette, who is hard to convince, or the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer with four hit points left. I still would like the Shredette. Yep.
You're trying against Shredette, and you got a 15 total. Unfortunately, I'll roll. If I roll really bad, then she is intimidated by you and answering questions. Not low enough. I would say that was your vote. Shredet's fucking on the defensive. Come up. You could attack somebody or try to intimidate another Dwaygar, including Shredet, if you wanted to.
Yeah, just narrow it down.
So you go for the Dwagar with your bite attack in turtle form. That'd be a d20 plus five. We think we need a 16 to hit this Dwagar. Wait, I thought I changed out of turtle form. Oh, I'm so sorry. Right, you're no longer in turtle form. So you can either use an attack with your scimitar or you could use a spell. Spells are much more powerful. I think I would like to use a spell. Absolutely.
Normally, this comes down from the clear sky. Instead, it's coming through the ceiling. It doesn't destroy the ceiling or anything, but it passes through the ceiling, and suddenly, this big column of light lands on, is it Shredette, or is it the Duagar with four hit points? We're going to take care of the Duagar. We'll get to Shredette later. Absolutely.
There's something about... We're going to... Now, the beam comes down. It could cover... I can put in a good word. Since you're right next to this guy, it could hit you. I assume you don't want it to. It could also hit the Duagar and Lola. I assume you're only trying to hit...
Yeah, I'm willing to risk Lola for sure. Absolutely. So the moonbeam comes down. It's hitting two people in its square. So I will first roll the saving throw for the Dwaygar. He is failing the saving throw just barely. He will take the full damage. And then I'm going to need Lola to roll for me a d20 plus 3. 14 or higher. And a 4. A 4 is not going to be enough.
Lola is also taking the full damage, which is 2d10 damage. So the d10 is sort of shaped like this. It's a shame about Lola.
So two of them and add them together.
That would be a one. Oh, no. Uh-oh. We want the maximum damage so that we can... I mean, not... Nine. Nine. There you go. So, ten damage. Kills the Duagar with the crossbow and the hammer. One Duagar finally down. However... Lola is caught in the moonbeam. Oh, no. Damn it. And instantly incinerated. Oh! I'm sorry. She's never there. But Lola was friends with who? Lola was friends with Erlich.
She was not just his friend, but his summoned familiar, his spirit that he bound from the nine hells. Now, Lola is not dead. She goes back to the nine hells. In 24 hours, you'll be able to summon her again, but...
but that's she's probably gonna have a good time going she's gonna have a great time honestly yeah she's going home she's gonna check on her family and stuff she'll come back soon if you are alive to summon her and so hippo maximus amazing turn that was your action can't think of anything with a bonus action there so unless there was anything you wanted to do with a bonus action it would now be shredette's turn anything else you want to do with a bonus
No, I'm willing to pass to Shredette. Absolutely. I'm going to roll. The higher I roll, the more Shredette wants to run. The lower I roll, the more she wants to make out with Ehrlich. So, ooh, with a six. That's not a very high roll. She starts to get ready to run, and then instead, she stops, looks at Ehrlich, and says, we should make out. But first, we've got to think smart. What should I do?
And she looks at Norm and gets her weapons ready. Do you think she should attack Norm or do you think she should do something else instead? She is in front of everyone asking you this. You can say nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She leans in while she's getting her weapons ready. Attack, attack, attack.
As Norm is trying to lean in to hear what you're saying. Norm, I'll let you roll a D20 if you roll a 10. That was a good whisper. 15 or higher I'm looking for. 17. 17. You heard the whisper. Shit. Even as the axe is coming down upon you. The first roll is a hit because of advantage from you being reckless. And then the second one... Is a critical hit against you, Norm. I am sorry to say.
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