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Timm Woods

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We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

I'm going to ask for you to roll a knowledge check for me. You also know there are at least two, maybe three, maybe more individuals in this room. Giving very Foot Clan vibes, I would say. Very sneaky, very invisible. This seems like a Harry Potter situation. Very much. Roll me a d20 plus your nature skill.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

If you can roll really well on this, you might have a clue as to who or what these people might be. Unfortunately, all you know for sure is you think you hear the clanking of armor. Like, whoever they are, they're not terribly sneaky, but they are invisible. You can hear them in heavy armor, though, slowly trying to maneuver like they might be trying to surround you right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

If you can roll really well on this, you might have a clue as to who or what these people might be. Unfortunately, all you know for sure is you think you hear the clanking of armor. Like, whoever they are, they're not terribly sneaky, but they are invisible. You can hear them in heavy armor, though, slowly trying to maneuver like they might be trying to surround you right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

If you can roll really well on this, you might have a clue as to who or what these people might be. Unfortunately, all you know for sure is you think you hear the clanking of armor. Like, whoever they are, they're not terribly sneaky, but they are invisible. You can hear them in heavy armor, though, slowly trying to maneuver like they might be trying to surround you right now.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You still have your action to either cast a spell or do an attack. The problem is you don't see anybody right now. Could I now shape into something else? You certainly could, yes. That would be the final thing you get to do, but you can turn into an animal if you want. And I've put some sample animals down there, but really can turn into whatever animal you want.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You still have your action to either cast a spell or do an attack. The problem is you don't see anybody right now. Could I now shape into something else? You certainly could, yes. That would be the final thing you get to do, but you can turn into an animal if you want. And I've put some sample animals down there, but really can turn into whatever animal you want.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You still have your action to either cast a spell or do an attack. The problem is you don't see anybody right now. Could I now shape into something else? You certainly could, yes. That would be the final thing you get to do, but you can turn into an animal if you want. And I've put some sample animals down there, but really can turn into whatever animal you want.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Mm-hmm. If I could.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Mm-hmm. If I could.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Mm-hmm. If I could.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Is there, like, could I be, like, a snapping turtle? You could be, yes, 100%. Eight, you could turn into a giant snapping turtle. That would be the size of a human, if not a little bit bigger, with a big spiky shell. And a pretty powerful bite attack, I would say, as well. All right, all right. You turn into a big turtle. You're, like, looking around, not like, where are they, where are they?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Is there, like, could I be, like, a snapping turtle? You could be, yes, 100%. Eight, you could turn into a giant snapping turtle. That would be the size of a human, if not a little bit bigger, with a big spiky shell. And a pretty powerful bite attack, I would say, as well. All right, all right. You turn into a big turtle. You're, like, looking around, not like, where are they, where are they?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Is there, like, could I be, like, a snapping turtle? You could be, yes, 100%. Eight, you could turn into a giant snapping turtle. That would be the size of a human, if not a little bit bigger, with a big spiky shell. And a pretty powerful bite attack, I would say, as well. All right, all right. You turn into a big turtle. You're, like, looking around, not like, where are they, where are they?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And you even hear somebody, like, whisper, like, oh, shh. under their breath as they see you change into this terrifying animal. Gonna put Snapping Turtle down here so I remember. Best of all, if you take any damage in this form, you lose the turtle hit points, but if you get knocked out of turtle form, if you go down to zero hit points in turtle form, you just turn right back into a human druid.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And you even hear somebody, like, whisper, like, oh, shh. under their breath as they see you change into this terrifying animal. Gonna put Snapping Turtle down here so I remember. Best of all, if you take any damage in this form, you lose the turtle hit points, but if you get knocked out of turtle form, if you go down to zero hit points in turtle form, you just turn right back into a human druid.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

And you even hear somebody, like, whisper, like, oh, shh. under their breath as they see you change into this terrifying animal. Gonna put Snapping Turtle down here so I remember. Best of all, if you take any damage in this form, you lose the turtle hit points, but if you get knocked out of turtle form, if you go down to zero hit points in turtle form, you just turn right back into a human druid.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Back to Shredder? Back into Shredder, 100%.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Back to Shredder? Back into Shredder, 100%.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Back to Shredder? Back into Shredder, 100%.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Absolutely. Now, at this point, actually, no, not yet. Something else is going to happen first. Magnus Steeltoe, your good dwarven friend, is by our side right now. Would you like to send him down, or would you like to hold him back or have him do something else? He's ready to start heading down the stairs. I'm with all the guys right now. You are, yeah.