Timm Woods

You immediately ready your axe. You go, yeah, get him. Get them, get them. And before he even realizes what you're doing, you're already pivoting in midair and going to hack into Poopy Stinks. Go ahead and, you already have advantage. You get to roll the d20 two times because you're surprising him. But let me ask, are you also going reckless? I'm going reckless.

You immediately ready your axe. You go, yeah, get him. Get them, get them. And before he even realizes what you're doing, you're already pivoting in midair and going to hack into Poopy Stinks. Go ahead and, you already have advantage. You get to roll the d20 two times because you're surprising him. But let me ask, are you also going reckless? I'm going reckless.

16 is great, 100%. 15. 15. So with the 16, and I think you have a plus like seven on your attack. That's a 23. And Poopy Stinks goes, no, my armor's higher too because you set the difficulty to, ah! And it's still enough to hit him. Well done. You are hitting him, but I know how many hit points he has currently. Go ahead and roll 2d6 plus six damage, assuming, of course, you are raging right now.

16 is great, 100%. 15. 15. So with the 16, and I think you have a plus like seven on your attack. That's a 23. And Poopy Stinks goes, no, my armor's higher too because you set the difficulty to, ah! And it's still enough to hit him. Well done. You are hitting him, but I know how many hit points he has currently. Go ahead and roll 2d6 plus six damage, assuming, of course, you are raging right now.

16 is great, 100%. 15. 15. So with the 16, and I think you have a plus like seven on your attack. That's a 23. And Poopy Stinks goes, no, my armor's higher too because you set the difficulty to, ah! And it's still enough to hit him. Well done. You are hitting him, but I know how many hit points he has currently. Go ahead and roll 2d6 plus six damage, assuming, of course, you are raging right now.

That is the d6. Bingo. You want to roll that two times and add six to the total. One. That's bad. That's not great. That's bad. Seven damage so far. Four. Four. Four. That's 11 damage total. And at this difficulty, Poopy Stinks had 10 HP. He is just barely slain with your first attack. Well done. And immediately, I will let you touch the blood stain and move the slider. Touch it.

That is the d6. Bingo. You want to roll that two times and add six to the total. One. That's bad. That's not great. That's bad. Seven damage so far. Four. Four. Four. That's 11 damage total. And at this difficulty, Poopy Stinks had 10 HP. He is just barely slain with your first attack. Well done. And immediately, I will let you touch the blood stain and move the slider. Touch it.

That is the d6. Bingo. You want to roll that two times and add six to the total. One. That's bad. That's not great. That's bad. Seven damage so far. Four. Four. Four. That's 11 damage total. And at this difficulty, Poopy Stinks had 10 HP. He is just barely slain with your first attack. Well done. And immediately, I will let you touch the blood stain and move the slider. Touch it.

We're going back to easy, boys. We don't have Poopy Stinks to get up our ass anymore. You can now tell the Dwaygar with the axe is halfway dead now, everybody.

We're going back to easy, boys. We don't have Poopy Stinks to get up our ass anymore. You can now tell the Dwaygar with the axe is halfway dead now, everybody.

We're going back to easy, boys. We don't have Poopy Stinks to get up our ass anymore. You can now tell the Dwaygar with the axe is halfway dead now, everybody.

His hit point bar just went down. Well done. Sucker. My dick poopy stinks. Absolutely. And nothing more satisfying than getting to kill people that we can't normally kill over the internet.

His hit point bar just went down. Well done. Sucker. My dick poopy stinks. Absolutely. And nothing more satisfying than getting to kill people that we can't normally kill over the internet.

His hit point bar just went down. Well done. Sucker. My dick poopy stinks. Absolutely. And nothing more satisfying than getting to kill people that we can't normally kill over the internet.

You still have one more attack. Okay. Who would you like to deliver it to? There's one Dwaygar who is now, thanks to you, halfway dead. All right, I gotta kill the Dwaygar, right? You can also see a full-strength Dwaygar pointing a crossbow at us. Oh. So you can go after either one.

You still have one more attack. Okay. Who would you like to deliver it to? There's one Dwaygar who is now, thanks to you, halfway dead. All right, I gotta kill the Dwaygar, right? You can also see a full-strength Dwaygar pointing a crossbow at us. Oh. So you can go after either one.

You still have one more attack. Okay. Who would you like to deliver it to? There's one Dwaygar who is now, thanks to you, halfway dead. All right, I gotta kill the Dwaygar, right? You can also see a full-strength Dwaygar pointing a crossbow at us. Oh. So you can go after either one.

You'll easily probably be able to kill the one who has- Let's take the crossbow guy, because then you guys can clean up.

You'll easily probably be able to kill the one who has- Let's take the crossbow guy, because then you guys can clean up.

You'll easily probably be able to kill the one who has- Let's take the crossbow guy, because then you guys can clean up.